Banned because I really think of him more as a dud.

banned for that's a

to you

Banned for not being fair. My inner robot says I must go. 

Banned because I was in the middle of some engine calibrations.

Banned for working on your "engine".

Banned for knowing what he really meant.... now get your mind out of the gutter and let mine float by.

Banned for being in the gutter instead of the bed.

Banned for trying to get me into bed.... I'm not at all tired.

Banned for I bet your tired now.   It's 6:20 AM,  which is probably middle of the night for you...

Banned for not adopting universal time.

banned for not realizing that time is relative

Banned for making time fly... now go retrieve that clock you threw out the window before the mailman trips on it.

Nah, tiredness isn't relative to time of day or night.  It has more to do with insomnia and the meds I have...  or don't have.

banned for medicating

Banned for penicillin doesn't put one to sleep. 

Banned for knowing I had an infected toe.... that 'll teach me to kick myself in the butt when I disappoint myself

Banned for flexibility.

Banned for getting sick.

Banned for a long distance diagnosis... and where's my freaking meds?

banned for it was 110° F today with a heat index of 110° F

banned for its going to be hotter for the rest of the week

Banned for a heat index bonus of zero.

banned for normally the bonus is in the negatives

Banned for expecting bonuses during a time of recession and bankers excesses draining what's left of the economy

Banned for it's starting to cool off here already.    12c at night. 26c during the day.   Woo Hoo  Spring ang Fall.   Marvellous.   I'd keep it spring and fall forever if I could. 

banned for so would I

Banned for J and K would, too.