Banned for thinking holidays when there's so much work to be assigned to others.

Banned for yeah busy, busy, busy.  A woman's work is never done. 

Banned for making it a gender thing.  This bloke's work is never done, either.... cos I can never find anyone else to palm it off on.

Banned because at least you get payed a dollar for every 75 cents she makes...

(In all seriousness, though, that statistic is for America. International differences in wages are probably a much bigger factor).

Banned for your so right.   Change is happening slowly and because of that dad's are staying home instead of mom's.  It warms my heart to see a daddy pushing a buggy while holding a toddlers hand.  It was sort of "unmanly"... a long time ago.    

Same work, same pay, I say

Banned for demanding equal rights and not standing up to pee.

I never said that.

It was the in me.... honest.

Banned because that is not so.  In reality I get about 1/4 of the average adult female pay these days... going on Aussie figures. Luckily I have very low overheads nowadays, and no debts, so I manage reasonably okay.

I was happily doing this back in '81.  My wife of the time up and left me with two kids [4 and a newborn], so everywhere I went I had a newborn in a buggy and a toddler holding my hand.  Did it pretty much every day for just over three years [had nobody else around to help] and went back to work when the youngest started kindergarten and an after school care programme started up locally.  Was hard work but I'd do it again if I had my time over.

banned for letting the get in you

Banned for not bending over in my place... could have saved me from getting piles.

Nope, that wasn't me saying that.

Was the that assimilated me.... honest.

Banned for I'm out of Kleenex.  What with you sob stories.... 

All kidding aside. You the man starkers.

Banned for not stocking up on enough Kleenex to contain those overflowing bodily fluids... don't want them flooding your keyboard, now do you?

Apparently, Kleenex are quite inadequate when doing the horizontal honky tonk with a person suffering multiple personalities... more likely a towel, or so I'm told.

Yeah, I am, aren't I!!!!

And you be tha gal.

Talking about keyboards...  Banned for I just bought a mini, wi/fi, IOGEAR keyboard. Portable, tiny home entertainment one.  I like that I can bring it anywhere and I won't have to use their keyboards.  woo hoo

Banned for not using provided keyboards at internet cafes.... and for taking your own coffee mug 3 times bigger than in-house ones to get more to drink... just don't get pissed [drunk] on the Irish coffee, orright?

Banned because you two loons make me so... proud?

That's not an emotion I am used to feeling for anyone other than myself...

Banned for seeking niceties from a couple of loons and karma... but hey, nothing wrong with being proud of yourself... it's a driving force to always aim for better.

Banned for it's not thanksgiving I said... 

Banned for my mind running wild after seeing all that cleavage in your avatar... dunno how on earth I'm gonna get to sleep now.

banned by the sleeping monkeys

Banned for monkeying around.

Banned because their music was actually kind of dull.

Banned for music is so individual. Only the masses determine quality I believe. But good taste is our own.

banned for your wpm is 60

Banned and cold on that one Ryat.  

Banned for lowering the temperature ... tho Ryat should probably take a cold shower anyhow.

Banned for 19c is going to be our high on Monday.  How's that for lowering the temperature. From near 50c to 19c in a few weeks.. 

Banned for frigid freezing while frolicking along fortuitously