Banned for real flying fish.

banned for slowness

RAPIDBAN!

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Banned for speed dial on your keyboard

Banned for being heavy on the volume.

Banned for making it hard for me.... finding stuff to say on here should be easier than this.

banned for being slow witted

Banned for not you but # 7455,7456.  Banned for excessive loudness.   Banned starkers for not reading my mind.

banned for being quick on the draw

Banned because I, too am a quick drawer, but the drawings always end up looking like Randall Munroe had been drinking heavily.

That's a good one Scoutdog. lol     Banned for where is he?

Banned because my drawings look like a tornado blew over my paper, picking up an ink pot and then splattering it everywhere.

banned for drawing like the wind

@Krdax, Banned for is that you? 

banned for questioning the ban

Banned for banning the question.

And Krdrax should check his email.

banned for going with email

Banned for not using UPS.

banned for I am on vacation

Banned for all items are on hold till you get back!!   Oh my goodness.

banned for that would be funny

Banned for I am getting a parcel delivered from UPS as we speak.  From Livonia, MI.  Can't wait.   I'll ask him if he knows you....  

banned for we have over 300,000 employees worldwide, but there might be a chance

Banned for that would be a slight chance indeed. Can't give away to much karma like that... Plus they'll be from Manitoba. hehe

I will still try.