banned for not giving karma away

Banned because karma is a finite commodity. One man's gain is another's loss.

Banned for whaat? Check again. 

banned for wanting a check again

Banned for the devil is in the details.... so get out yer magnifying glass and take a closer look.

banned for wanting to magnify things

Banned for someone must be glad it's not a microscope.  

banned for wanting a closer examination.

Banned for taking time to look inside.  

banned for wanting to use x-rays on us UPS guys

Banned because I prefer particle beams.

Banned for my parcel is now 1,500 kilometers away in Windsor Ontario.  I figure tomorrow I'll get it... 

Or maybe next week. Cuz I just ordered an x-ray machine.  

  j/k

banned for kidding around

Banned for once a kidder....  

banned for Margot kidder wouldn't be fine with her name being bandied about for comedic purposes... she's a serious actress.

Banned for no kidding.  And another serious actress is Sigourney Weaver.  Seriously kickin ass on you know who.. 

Banned because if one of my books was ever made into a movie, she'd be on my short list to cast.

banned by the short list people

Banned for I understand that.   Probably Kristen Stewart would replace her.  If you can handle the sparkle. 

Banned for the only female star to play Ripley after SigWeav is DollPart

Banned because, while generally my lack of a clearly-definable gender identity just leads me to ignore these so-called "attractive" people, I find Dolly Parton genuinely creepy.

Banned for knocking the knockered.

banned because I had to have my teeth pulled

Banned for ooh I haates that....  I don't even like getting my teeth cleaned. It's only nice when it's over, like laundry. 

Banned for not liking laundry. Get back in the kitchen, woomon!!!