banned for doing the Spock Man

Banned for his spider sense is tingling. 

banned for tingling sensations

Banned for goose bumps.

banned for goosing me

Banned for I'm barely 5' tall. Do you really think I could do that?  

banned for being a shorty

And yes, yes you could.

Banned for I'm a shorty but, I have my ways.       Now where is that goose?    

Banned because it's ducking its responsibilities.

Banned for having to duck when the goose is around. 

banned for going around duck duck goose

Banned for fowl language.

banned for fowl ups

Banned for chickening out. 

banned for going cold turkey

Banned for parroting her idea.

banned for hounding me over it

Banned for Animal Crackers are not made of animals. 

banned because the ones I make are

Tiger crackers are hard to make though.

Banned for I've had just about enough of this bird and animal talk, you lot, so get down to something else and stop horsing around.

Banned for hidden talents.

Banned for eagle-eyed talent spotting.

Banned for myopic talent spotting.... can't you see I'm just fabulous?

Banned for birds of a feather flock together to spot the next sockeye salmon.

Banned for wading like a flamingo.