Banned because I didn't get the karma.

banned for begging for karma

Banned for low flying fish speeding up to 200mph in a built-up area that imposes speed limits of just 20 kmph

Banned for asking me to convert units while fish are flying toward my head.

Banned for duck when you see the flying fish. Then convert units.

Banned for introducing ducks to the flight path when the flying fish were just minding their own business and didn't need to be dodging slow flying ducks.

banned for fishing over duck

Banned for ducking down to the pier to fish and forgetting your rod n' reel, not to mention the tackle and bait... shoulda stayed in bed.

banned for I stayed in bed too long

Banned for prolonged slumbering and not answering the door to nature's call.

banned for nature never calls

It just barges in.

Banned for having to barge in your outhouse.

banned for not seeing all the rivers leading up to it

Banned for peeing rivers in a non-drought area and flooding several suburbs

banned for AZ is in a constant drought

That's why Mexico no longer has any good water. We stole it all.

Banned for interfering with nature by lubricating drought conditions with a yellow river.

Also, banned for emptying Mexico's reservoirs and replacing their good water with that yellowy tainted stuff.

No wonder a lot of Mexican folk look like they're jaundiced.... it's in the water.

banned for not mentioning the tequila

Banned for inebriated springs.

Banned for broken springs in your pogo stick... now hop along, will you.

Banned for getting him hopping mad.

Banned for just another manic monday.   

banned for reminding me

Banned for not cheering up.    Things could always be worst. 

Banned from my brand-new smartphone.

banned for thinking phones are smart

Smart involves a proper usage of something. A phone is used and cannot truly use anything.