I would give you Karma, but Chrissie threw me in an abandoned well shaft, and now all she yells is "It puts the Karma on it's skin! Now!"

I would give you karma, but down an abandoned well shaft you're not gonna need it... but if i find a bucket I'll throw that down.

I would give you Karma, but the bucket landed on my head {  }, causing temporary amnesia, I can't remember how to give you Karma.

i would give you karma, but Buckethead isn't amused!

I would give you karma but it would pail into insignificance alongside the lump on Buckethead's noggin.

I would give you Karma, but Jack went to fetch a pail of water, and the story 'round Town is Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Karma came tumbling after.

I would give you karma but Jill also went up the hill, and no thanks to Jack's fooling around while collecting that pail of water, Jill came down with half a crown and now has a baby daughter.

It appears you need references more than karma to support your budding family. Unfortunately,  i do not know you well enough to accommodate. 

I would give you karma but there's no budding family coming from my trip up the hill... at my age I figured it was better to load blanks before going to the firing range.

NOW THERE ARE NO MORE TIERS, SO I HAVE MORE TEARS. What are we supposed to work towards now?

Sadface. 

I would give you karma but I'm busy out on the tiers tearing people a new one if they don't give me karma or a reasonable excuse not to

Learn to manage your anger and karma will present itself. 

I would give you karma but the torch-bearer lost his way and I'm stumbling around in the dark.

Does your heart desire 

Someone to light your fire?

Would it be untrue

If i were to say to you

Your karma becomes a funeral pyre?  

I would give you kama but some guy called Eric and some Animals just whispered something peculiar for me to ponder

Well then, i won't burden you with any karma. 

I would give you karma but it seems you've been acquainted with the House of the Rising Sun so long that you'd prefer something karnal.

Hey, i'm just a guy whose intentions are good, please don't let me be misunderstood. Cause there is no karma.

Hey, no karma for you, the sky pilot took off with it and intends to drop it over the Houses of the Holy, somewhere deep in Kashmir down by the seaside

I would give you Karma, but I don't knwo how to... (and by the way, I do not have any...)

That really is a shame. But karma comes to those who wait.  Who am i to disagree? 

I would give you karma but.... oh heck, who am I kidding?

I would give you karma, but this thread just won't stay dead!

-Huzzah!

I would give you karma but thre's no place to pin it on a pony.

I would give you karma, but clearly you've never played "Pin the karma on the pony"

Wait...

I think I made that game up...Patent Pending... 

-Huzzah!