Banned for having 2 3's 4 8's but only 1 7

i regret to inform you that your expedition has been canceled. You are hereby banned from these premises. 

Have a nice day. 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

I would give you karma but zipper accidents don't qualify... so WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all you like.

You have thick skin. How many layers? Four? Would karma even penetrate?

I would give you karma but thine dermis is decidedly dimpled.

Plain and simple.

Where is this dimple? 

Your chin?

Your cheeks?

To see karma's grin

is but a fee weeks.

I would give you karma but I saw where you were waving your appendage about in the banned thread and I'm still too traumatised to push the button

Word on the street is, the real starkers knows exactly how to push buttons. Please accept this fraudulent karma.

I would give you karma but you've fraudulently defrauded the defrauded in a decisively fraudulent manner... what do you have to say for yourself, sir?

Rumpelstiltskin!

i'll give you karma when you spin straw into gold.

I would give you karma but Rumpledforeskin decreed it to be a felony under the Fairy Story Edict to prescribe karma to known lunatics with a penchant for extreme oddities.

I would give you karma but I'm still trying to wrap my brain around what you just said.

Definition of fraud = everything that was, is or will be said within the next.......................................

I would give you karma but the definition of everthing that was is.... goooooone.

I would give you Karma, but it's like a command to tell your units to wander off and die somewhere off-screen.

{Credit goes to someone posting in FE forum, I read it and just laughed, but couldn't think how to propagate that laughter. So you provided me with the vehicle of propagation, however ridiculous my response may be}

Simon says, i can not give you karma.

I would give you karma but Simon says he who is without sin cast the first karma... which wouldn't be me.  If I'm not doing sin I'm thinking it... so you're out of luck.

Luck be a lady tonight, i gave her my karma. (If you know what i mean)

I would give you karma but Lady Luck's complaining about the 'quickie' service, and I now have a date tonight.

Lady luck is also handing out the gift that keeps on giving. Karma seems pointless at this point.

I would give you karma but Lady Luck's perpetual gift has me too tied up to even think about it

I would give you Karma, but I rolled a 1, which as you know is a critical failure so even if I were to invoke my special "Dungeon Master" Powers, I still wouldn't give you Karma. Lady Luck has failed you Sir.

I would give you karma but the Dungeon Master stole it!

I would give you karma but I am the dungeon master and I have plenty

Boasting is unbecoming. Therefore, no karma for you!