I would give you karma but, dancing around sensitive keys is never easy. 

I would give you karma but dancing with diamonds on the soles of your shoes can be a bit tricky.

Diamonds?         Have I ever mentioned that I like shiny things?  Well, I really do. 

I would give you karma but, now you've got me thinking all things beautiful.

Beauty is only skin deep, karma goes to the bone.  You can choose only one. 

I would give you karma but that would require power and I don't have any right now.

I would give you karma, but there can be only one...

-Twi /)

I would give you karma but I am the one and the lunatic is on the grass.

I would give you karma but, diamonds are forever.

I would give you karma but forever is a long time to have nothing to wear but diamonds.... hmmm, it'd be chilly in Winter.

I would give you karma but, maybe I could trade one for a skidoo suit.   Just a teenie one of course. 

I would give you karma but it's a long way to Tipperary and the weather bureau has forecast raindrops will be falling on your head if your brolly gets turned inside out by Sandy in sheer bad temper over losing an earring over the Bermuda Triangle.

I would give you karma, but neither of you concidered moving to the equator.  Don't get a lot of snow there. 

-Twi /)

I would give you karma but, I wonder how many diamonds that'll cost. 

I would give you karma but a trip down memory lane would be cheaper and less wear and tear on yer diamond studded footwear

I would give you karma but, where do you shop that has this diamond studded footwear?  I would like diamonds on my keyboard.  

I would give you karma but all this talk of wanting diamonds has got me worried you might be a gold-digger who's trying to branch out.

I would give you karma but, yup,. you got me. Now hand over all your booty.   

I would give you karma but shakin' your booty at me ain't gonna tempt me to push this button any faster.

I would give you karma but, you have to give to receive. 

I would give tou karma but there's a whole load of icky stuff all over the button and we're all out of ick disinfectant until our next Ghostbusters visit next month

I would give you karma but, that is so typical. A man without a woman....

I would give you karma but I'm out of a lot of things right now... which reminds me, it's laundry day tomorrow.

The karma i was set to bestow upon you is sadly  2 months and 17 days past its expiration date. 

I would give you karma but this post got bumped to the bottom of the barrel ergo......no button. Ha ha

This may sound bananas but, monkeys stole your respected karma.