I would have given you karma because I wasn't unbecoming, but now that I am.... becoming, it's time to apply the brakes instead.

There's a karma shortage, you can"t have any. Sorry, but dems da breaks!

I would give you Karma, but I am rationing Karma, as I only have 8 left.

I would give you Karma, but then I would have to go without, and that will never happen.

i would give you karma but posting immediately after one's self is a misdemeanor requiring subtraction rather than addition.

I would give you Karma, but I got so sh%tfaced last night I can't move from the couch to my PC and press a button.

I would give you karma but the fac that you can tell me you got shitfaced tells me there's some other shit going on around here... oh, wait, just had someone whisper it's name in my ear... "Verbal diahorrea"

Karma would be yours, if it weren't for those damn ear worms.

Karma is mine and they're slugs... more meat to go with the mushrooms.

So, no karma for you this week, not when there's a cream to cure it.

Look at that S car go. It's gone, along with your karma.

I would give you karma but you're off at a snail's pace and it overtook you.... sad, that, and you'll never catch up o it.

Ketchup, mayo,  mustard.  No karma though. 

I would give you Karma but, you relish the idea that I would give you Karma, alas, it will never be.

I'm a tight-fisted bastard,,,, so no karma coming from my end.

I would give you all karma but I'm too busy playin'

I would give you Karma, but when I saw Karma coming from your "end", I decided not to do the same.

If one were to look in the annals of time you might find karma. But, i don't think so.

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I would give you Karma, butt to do so I would have to learn first about my Elbow.

Due to the joint custody controversy, i must decline this karma application.

I would give you Karma, but my lawyer advised me against it until custody has been awarded to me.

I would give you karma, but the karma I beat out of a lawyer today is so paltry that I need it all to feed myself.

Charges of assault carry a sentence of no karma for 5 to 10.

I'd give you karma but they don't allow it behind bars... and the warden tells me you're on a conjugal visit with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

I would give you Karma, but Mrs. Palmer left me and took my Karma with her.

I would give you karma but putting Chrissie Amphlet up there touching herself like that and getting me all aroused has gotten me all hot under the collar.