I would give you karma but necro will do.

I would give you karma, but instead I'm going to give you a curse that will last for centuries

I would give you karma but if I do the forum gremlins will wake up.

I would give you karma, but the gremlins extorted all of it outta me.

I would give you karma but the zombies ate it.   

I would give you karma, but....I am a zombie!

I would give you Karma Mr. Smith, but I altered the fabric of time long enough to prevent my actually having to give it to you for something that you really didn't deserve any Karma for in the first place.

I would give you karma but I've been gone for so long I've forgotten where they keep it.

Besides, I wouldn't want to be the one who seeds your one and only karma and starts a reproduction epedemic.

Fech that!

I would give you karma but you've been gone so long, there's snow on the ground.  again!     So nice to see you Cap.n,

I would give you karma but the queue has developed a queue within a queue and you'll have to stand patiently in line like all the other cellar dwellers who refuse to go into the attic for fear of altitude sickness.

I would give you karma but, the Chudd has taken over and they now prefer karma to humans.  One karma and my floors are done. woohoo

I would give you the cream of the crop but, unfortunately, a karma snuck into the garden last night and ate it... and I can't give you that karma because he was so plump I ate him myself.

I would give you karma but Chud 2D is not a bra size and vertigo can happen if you sit to close while enjoying given karma. So no Karma to prevent dizziness or indigestion. 

I would give you karma but my preoccupation with bra sizes and puppies has me so distracted that I passed the karma store 8 miles back... and I'm so close to a 42DD lace special right now that I ain't turning around for anyone.

I would give you karma but I bet you'll turn around to see man's best friend again trying to help.... 

oops

I would give you karma but that kind of puppy is mans second best friend.

I would give you karma but that puppy, while here, absconded with all the karma and left a note saying, one yoga, one doggie treat.. 

I would give you karma but that puppy turned up here and told be that he'd made a toilet stop along the way and somebody with a pooper-scooper quickly snaffled it up and kept it for themselves.

I would give you karma but surely there must be a way to find this fecal felon. Karma must be freed.  NASA migh be something to consider!!

I would give you karma but the fecal felon has been distibuting it downtown in the seedy section where good people just do not go.

I would give you karma but, guess it's time for the enforcer.

      oops not that one..Bugs is cool though.    Yup, this'n. 

I would give you karma but posting that pic of a guy with hands-on experience has upset my equilibrium and I'm in such a pickle with vertigo that I can't see the button.