I would give you karma... HOWEVER, until you get a clue I'm going to give it to an undeserving freight train hopping hobo with an inferiority complex because he has clues galore but nowhere to apply them

I would give you karma for telling me to get a clue, however, I won't give you karma because you think I am f**king train hopping hobo with an inferiority complex.

And to be honest I like to think I have a God Complex instead of a inferiority complex.

I would give you karma but your God complex has expired. Check your spam folder for links for renewal.

I would give you karma but he doesn't need any encouragement... besides, his god complex is a bit bedeviled so it's ineffective anyway.

No, I said that I was giving it to a freight train hopping hobo instead  I wouldn't insult hobos around the world by associating them with a god complex that tears the fabric of the clickety clack time continuum in a non-sewable way.

I would give you karma if i thought it would make any sense.

I would give you karma but it doesn't have to make sense in a non-sensical world where lunacy reigns supreme while sitting upon a barbed wire throne of and a cushion made of porcupine skins

I would give you karma but you got the pricklies.

I would give you karma but instead you're banned for being the thorn that pricks my conscience when I have wicked thoughts.

I would give you karma, but you aren't immune to concience pricking for wicked thoughts yet.

-Twi

I would give you karma but you just reminded me that my conscience has been dormant for some time and pricking has become totally ineffective

I would give you karma but methinks you're pickled.

I would give you karma but relish the thought

i would give you karma, however i never sausage a thing.

I would give you karma but do you do braatwurst?

I would give you karma but your interest in the sausage is a little disturbing.

I would give you karma but I'd rather have sausage than hot dogs.

Why do they call them hot dogs anyway?

Or Frank-Furters?

Does Frank know that his Furters are being sold as hot dogs?

Inquiring minds really don't want to know.

I would give you karma, but you ask too many questions and my sources like to remain anonymous.

-Twi

Karma can not be bestowed on the nameless.

I would give you karma but you've been AWOL for a bit.

i would give you karma, however, your caring statement gave me the chills. That should be sufficient, shouldn't it?

I would give you karma but your prolonged absence made me think you had become an undeserving deserter.

i would give you karma, but i prefer the term chocolatier.

I would give you karma but my sources reliably inform me that a confectioner outranks a chocolatier

That's sweet. However, that chip on your shoulder precludes me from giving you karma.

I would give you karma

but I just did

and I hope that a sudden misfortune occurs such that something akin to a meteor destroys your car