I would give you karma but a meteor is likely to burn up before impact with the car... try a sledge hammer instead.

I would give you karma but you ruin all of my fun

and I give you karma anyways

I would give you karma but my horoscope says that I should avoid button pushing today due to an incandescent moon and some pesky flies orbiting Uranus.

i would give you karma, but your kindness leads me to believe you have ulterior motives.

I would give you karma but I've had a lapse in concentration/memory and I can't remember what my ulterior motives are.

I would give you karma but ulteriors aside..............no.

I would give you karma but it seems you're more interested in interiors than ulteriors

I would give you karma but interiors interest me. It'll be nice to be on the inside looking out for a change.

If i gave you karma it would just encourage you. Therefore, in all good conscience, i refuse to do so!

I would give you karma but my conscience has just come back from a lengthy sabbatical and has advised it is ill-advised

I would give you karma but a sabbatical when you just returned from implant central? Ahhh............nope.

I would give you karma but my implant has found stable housing and I'm gonna be kinda busy for a while.

I would give you karma but I post too much.

I would give you karma but you're turtling again.

I would give you karma but the tortoise ran over my keyboard and concealed the button.

You should receive karma for such a hair raising story. However, you will not.

I would give you karma but unclechrist informs me that you have more than enough already

I would give you karma but somebody got there first.

I would give you karma but don't let your dingle dangley dongle dangle in the dirt, pick it up and put in your pocket where it won't get hurt.

It should be crime

to not give karma for your rhyme

sadly though, i am out of time.

I would give you karma but you're a poet who knows how to blow it.

Your review was exceptionally harsh. i am afraid from my depressed state, i can not dole out the karma.

I would give you karma but people in the depressed state are subject to different state laws, and as such, you do not qualify for karma.

I would give you karma but due to the sad nature of stuff you're just gonna have to wing it.

I would give you karma but I have a moulting problem and my feathers are falling out... hence winging it will have to wait... unless you have a spare Lear Jet hanging around for flights at my convenience.