I would give you karma but, one for the road.

Wow! A rechargeable coffee cup!

I would give you karma but......I can have one please?

I would give you karma but, sorry, special order. Unless, do you have a first born?

I would give you karma but compulsory voting means I have to take a walk to the polling station and register for yet another complete waste of time

I would give you karma but, we had to vote in another town. That sucks.

 coffee time mmm

I would give you karma but I'm thoroughly depressed because one lying cheating thieving state premier has been replaced with another more corrupt and equally as evil.

I would give you karma but you got me lost on your statement on not giving someone karma.

I would give you karma if I thought it would find you.

I would give you karma but i can't seem to find it...

I would give you karma but I looked in my briefcase and it was empty

I would give you karma but the clipboard ate it.

I would give you karma but it didn't "go around" this time.

I would give you karma but, what have you done for me lately?

I would give you karma but I have done absolutely nothing... which is probably why I don't have any.

I would give you karma but methinks it would be a hefty undertaking... and I don't wanna put my back out again.

I would give you karma but I forget how.

I would give you karma but, look what I found in my coffee cup. It's not Jesus but it's still pretty hot.    

I would give you karma but I only found the western hemisphere in my coffee.

I would give you karma but, oh heck. You need some more. 

I would give you karma but the bubble got too big.

I would give you karma but, maybe you just got to small.

I would give you karma but sleep deprivation has me going cuckoo again and I'm just about to take off with the fairies

I would give you karma but winter came back tonite. Already below freezing.

I would give you karma but would that freeze the balls off a billiard table?

I would give you karma but I have f**king clue what the f**k you are talking about