I would give you Karma, but your reply left me disappointed and lost.

I would give you karma... but seeing as you're lost I won't know where to send it.

I would give you karma but send it to.........

I would give you karma but bread crumb trail leading to the button petered out [damned birds] and I lost my way

I would give you karma but next time go to http://www.poopertrailblazers.com and pick up the latest version of poopertrails. That would be version 11.011.13.4.92. It has all the latest updates/bug fixes etc. Download it and triple click on the zip to start poopin'.

I would give you karma but the above instructions have NOT resulted in relieving my constipation.

I would give you karma but have you given any thought to removing the plug.

No wait!!! don't remove...don't.............

I would give you karma but I have my earplugs in and I didn't hear that.

I would give you karma but, WHAT?

I would give you karma but didn't you see the three mile high greenish/brown mushroom cloud descending on Oz?

I would give you karma but you should've kept that one to yourself.

I would give you karma but, can that be done anymore?

I would give you karma but I think it can.

I would give you karma, but I don't even know you. I've never met you, and I have no idea if you can even read. Do you even exist? Where am I? What year is this? Why I am thirsty? My socks are different. There isn't any water in my toilet, and the lights only work for 5 seconds at 15 second intervals. Sandwiches.

I would give you karma but there are too many unanswered questions, and thus, uncertainty regarding the cucumber sandwiches

I would give you karma but your comment turned me around and I got lost.

I would give you karma but, supernatural coffee this morning is required.

I would give you karma but I had a supernatural visitation during the night and I have to wash the sheets.

First of all thanks for posting this!!

I would give you karma but I am too new,

And second why on earth isn't this published officially???

I would give you karma but since you're a newbie I'll make an exception.

Yeah right.....

I would give you karma but,   just one more sip.

I would give you karma but I've decided to ban you instead for having a 4 storey coffee cup

I would give you karma but in the interest of fair play...............I ain't gonna do it.

I wld gve yu krma, bt yu shld b able to rd ths.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but in the interest of covert operations and sly backhanders under the table, I'm gonna instruct one of my undercover operatives to do it instead.... but he's out in the cold on a 5 year secret mission so you'll be waiting a while.