I would give you karma, but Wizards answer questions?

I would give you karma but I'm saving it for a comic book.

I would give you karma but I'm saving up for  collectors edition Playboy.... cos I love reading the fascinating articles.

I would give you karma but Lindsey needs new prison duds after doing her Playboy thing.

I would give you karma but mentioning that Lindsay lohan posed nude in Playboy just made me throw up a little lot in my mouth

I would give you karma but the green chunkies said no. Eeeww!

I would give you karma but your bandwagon seems to be full.

-Twi

I would give you karma but filling his bandwagon with a full-sized orchestra is just not on.

I would give you karma but the full size orchestra just ate 'em all up.

I would give you karma but eatings are picky.

I would give you karma but you mentioned eatings when dinner is still 2 hours away

I would give you karma but you don't seem to know your mouth is for things other than eating food...

I would give you karma but the slurpees broke.

I would give you karma but you slurped your slurpee so much it made a mess all over the karma button and jammed it up all sticky like

I would give you karma but I don't know why.

I would give you karma but I don't know when.

I would give you karma but I don't know.

I would give you karma but I do anyway.

I would give you karma, but with Sagittarius rising and the werewolf baying on the cusp of a full moon, I think I should save it for a more auspicious occasion and sunspots are not having a detrimental effect on the electro-magnetic pulses which govern the ability of the karma button to send positive ions your way.

I would give you karma but your last post was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. Chuckle chuckle yuk yuk.

I would give you karma but you Curly [3 stooges] impersonation falls short without "Hmmm, wise guy, eh?".

I would give you karma but I still do anyway.

I would give you karma but you still do still do anyway.

I'd give you karma but you've obviously been at the 'shine again

I would give you karma but thou hast so much already and won't notice the extra bit I give unto thee.