I would give you karma but, uhm yeah, that really matters.... I'll take that into consideration as I pass him karma.   

I would give you karma but you drew the short straw and the person with the longest straw vetoed my karma giving ability for the day/night

I would give you karma but that was the last straw not the short straw

I would give you karma but, first I have to find it in the haystack....

I would give you karma but I can't find the needle.

I would give you karma but if you can't find the needle on this site you don't deserve karma

Banned for not needling Uvah so he knew exactly where to look

I would give you karma but I just read that politicians here in Oz have awarded themselves huge pay rises, and as a consequence I'm not feeling at all generous

I would give you karma but the buggers stole it.

Oh ...... hi starkers. 

But Karma is not mine to give.

Quick ... somebody give Casperrr karma. I'd give him some but I need all the help I can get.

I would give you karma but you can't follow the thread rules properly.

I would give you karma but you're on the other side of the world on a piddling little island, and receiving it would likely make your head swell and push people off into the sea.

I would give you karma but your piddly cricket team lost to New Zealand - what da hell is the world coming to...

I would give you karma, but your dramatization was frighteningly descriptive.

-Twi

I would give you karma but there are bats in your belfry.

I would give you karma but you assume I give a toss about the Aussie cricket wannabes when I frankly don't give a flying fark.

I would give you karma but your belfry is full of empty after the bats evacuated on the full moon and you went all lunartic on them

I would give you karma, but bats.

I would give you karma but if you don't have at least one bat in your belfry then you are too sane for this place.

I would give you karma but pirates.

I woold give ye karma but yer booty's lost and yer barnacles be mizzen.... arrrrhhhhh.

I would give you karma but booties.

I would give you karma but ...

I would give you karma but Question Mark.

I would give you karma, but Mark doesn't want to answer any questions.