I would give you karma but your words are all holey.

I would give you karma but, I have a hole in my pocket.  It's spelled V.I.S.A....

I would give you karma but, as you can see, I'm flat broke.

I would give you karma but, that's when shopping get's really good.    Plastique time.   Chhhaarge!  

I would give you karma but ... but ... but ...

I would give you karma but, it seems that you have enough already

I would give you karma but you don't have any ...... yet.

I would give you karma but... fuck it you get karma

I would give you karma but, instead it's gonna be a XMAS Sale. .05c for one whole, complete, brand new Karma.   

I would give you karma but I broke my piggybank.

I would give you karma but, you should really holster that ray gun of yours before you accidently shoot something else off......

I would give you karma, but I'm too tired to focus

I would give you karma but staying up past your bedtime and getting too tired doesn't merit it.

I would give you karma but you used the word merit

I would give you karma but there's no merit to it.

I would give you karma but, Merit just left.

I would give you karma but you don't know how to spell Merritt

I would give you karma but merit is ... Merritt ain't.

I would give you karma but you don't know who Merritt is

I would give you karma but this is true.

I would give you karma but, truth is relevant.    

I would give you karma but is relevant relevant?

I would give you karma but, relevance is, in this instance, irrelevant.  It's all relative?

I would give you karma, but you used my catchphrase.

It's all relative.

I would give you karma but, my relatives scooped it all up.  

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