I would give you karma but, the Holidays are around the corner.

I would give you karma but I took an arrow in the knee

I would give you karma but I took a fork to my pork

I would give you karma but, I took the car cuz I was going far.  I crashed.  On my knee.

I would give you karma but your knee was outside the car. Close the door next time. lol

I would give you karma but, I was attempting a Cirque du Soliel trick.  Kids, dont' try that at home.  

I would give you karma but pretending to be an acrobat in a moving car is dangerous

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I was going to give you karma but, but suggesting I aired dirty laundry to make you come out of the closet just isn't fair.

I was going to give you karma but talking about dirty laundy and closets in the same sentence makes me worried about you

I would give you karma but there's an empty post over your head.

I would give you karma but there's an empty head in your post

I would give you karma but, it's only Tuesday.

I would give you karma but I can't find sexy Lara.

I would give you karma but, she was only visiting.      

I would give your karma, but I dare not increase your karma to 295. I hate that number.

I would give you karma but, hate is such a strong word.  And as soon as I get past that "number", you won't have to deal with it.  So you see, quiet literally, a karma for me is good for you.

I would give you karma, but I hate zeros so I gave it to M11xStryker.

I would give you karma but, now I have to skip a turn.

I would give you karma but skipping a turn means you go to the end of the queue

I would give you karma, but I'm too busy trying to figure out why the forum games always come back to life after i stop posting...

-Twi

I would give you karma but everyone is ignoring you so I might as well too...

I would give you karma but there's a zero in your number.

I would give you karma but, 007 had zeroes in 'front' of his number. I would give him karma.

I would give you karma but I don't get my jollies off over 007 or his license to thrill.