Granted. Ifear or numer will give it to you.

I wish people could tell when i am joking

though i still dont like Lincoln Parque

Granted. We just stop caring.

I wish I wasn't so pathetic.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You man up and beat the crap out of the next person who insults you, and are sent to youth prison. Alternatively, you could explain your patheticness on the Chatroom, and we could have another round of "explain to Xer0 why he shouldn't be depressed."

I wish that this forum had more people.

Granted, The forums become full of trolls of morphs cailiber so we all leave

I wish that someone would say something funny

something funny

The last minute is worth seeing if the the rest bores you.

Meh, I enjoy the depression these days, kinda like an emotional masochist...

moving on: I wish IFear made a wish.

Xer0 \^/

No

I don't make wishes becaue 1) They will not ever happen, 2) If they did, then there's the obvious corruption to go with it, and 3) It would be just my luck to get only a stupid wish granted.

I wish all of the above weren't so.

Granted. No further corruption needed.

TBH: Any wish I've ever made has come true, now I look at it.

I wish for Linkin Park's new Album, A Thousand Suns.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You receive a pirated early release and are arrested.

I wish that I could go on holiday to America without a boring plane journey..,

You get a boring, 2-week boat trip. As a stowaway.

I wish for an enigma, again.

Granted, answer this: How do you solve that which you cannot solve?

I wish for a career.

Granted, you work as a slave.

Choose whichever kinds suits you best.

I wish that SOMEONE besides ME would keep these games alive.

Xer0 \^/

Granted, but that would be me and I'm a thread-killer... I kill threads, even though I don't mean to.

I wish that you wouldn't not deny me this wish.

Granted, your wish comes true in the most harshest of ways.

I wish for OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

He goes over 9000 in this vid.

I wish for SOMEBODY ELSE TO FREAKING KEEP THESE GAMES ALIVE
I HAVE A LIFE
SCHOOL STARTS IN 12 DAYS, AND I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN BABYSIT.

Xer0 \^/

Son
Of
A
Bitch.

Nobody granted my wish. Off topic for a second: I am literally a Bastard, since I don't have a biological father. This isn't a bad thing, tho, if you look into it...

Moving on;

I wish that the party tomorrow (well, later today for me, it's midnight) will go wonderfully.

Xer0 \^/

Granted: You get laid. Then you wake up...and it's a DUDE.

I wish I was on school break for the next 2 weeks...

OH WAIT I AM

Hey look! Veers is back and he changed his avatar to the original.

He must be intending to stay...

I wish that Veers would tell us about his extended trip away from teh forums.

Xer0 \^/

Denied.

I wish for a ressurrected forum

granted but its not this forum

I wish for sins 2 and a proper sequel to Supcom FA (not like SUPCOM 2 ) to be released and that they have a large online community and there servers cant crash from to many users, also they have a decent campaign that is fairly long and good AIs to play against and still are like the original games but better.

Granted. However, you can only find them by searching for the link hidden amongst 10000 gay porn sites. Have fun.

I wish for the Innocence and Instinct album by Red.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. But it's too scratched to be of any use.

I wish my damn torrent would finish downloading so I could distract myself from these forums

Granted. However, once it downloads, a virus that was attached crashes your entire system.

I wish that all my Psych and Chem. homework was done properly.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. Then your dog eats it.

I wish for a Rome II Total War