Granted your wallet then explodes and kills you as you are crushed under the weight of your money.

I wish that i had basket

Granted, it has an empty bottom, tho.

I wish I could live up to that intelligence test I took a while back that said I was in the 99th percentile for my age group nationwide.

Xer0 \^/

Not possible as i have no idea what that means

I wish i did

Granted, he's trying to say he's less clever than the test says he is.

I wish Xer0 would stop the constant pessimism.

He does.

I know what he meant, but what does the test mean?

I wish i knew

The test rates your intelligence based on the norm for your age group, and then classes you into a percentage based on your results.

Since I got the 99th percentile, I'm smarter than 98% of ppl my age, as smart as 1% and 1% is smarter than me.

I wish this song wasn't so relevant to me.

Xer0 \^/

spam

and congratz

when u live in a country where there are less than 100,000 such tests are useless. We just do island wide testing and post the results its like a race.

and you shouldnt talk, You are one of the most knowledgable people here.

I"d ask how you think I'm one of the most knowledgeble, however I've been requested to drop the pessimism.

I wish that Adultswim would air new eps of bleach again.

Xer0 \^/

You know so much about lots of stuff. Like about black holes and politics. Are u smarter than fifth grader

Granted. They new eps of bleach every 29th of Febuary

I wish for more leap years

Granted, there's now so many leap years that the earth has aged to the point where the moon is no longer in close enough proximity to affect our weather patterns, and all hell breaks loose.

I wish I hadn't gotten my sister hooked on Death Note.

Xer0 \^/

granted, she is hooked on southpark

i wish i could control all of reality.

i have so many sigs, just pick one out for yourself.

Granted.

YOu die right after

I wish that bitch ass trollers would gtfo.

Xer0 \^/

Granted, but then there is silence.

I wish that there were zero percent unemployment.

granted, however, it requires 75% of the world to die off. you are part of that 75%.

TACOS!!!

i wish for a fleet of indestructible fighter jets, a carrier, and all appropriate training, as well as an unlimited supply of armament, fuel, and a whole highly trained and loyal to the death merc squad to help me maintain it, and to have as squad mates.

Granted, but then the carrier is sunk as are the highly trained pilots. The magnesium based fuel catches fire and superheats the indestructble fighter jets so as to allow them to sink to the bottom of the Marianas trench while unable to be occupied.

I wish that Wing Commander the movie was more popular back when it was first put to the public.

Granted, it was so popular that a religion started around it, leading to mass genocide.

I wish..... for a gentler world.

Xer0 \^/

Granted, but it requires at least one incursion backwards in time.

I wish for college to be about the education of students rather than the utilization of students as cash cows.

Granted, but that requires all colledges to become public. Hence most of them close down.

I wish for squad of koopas. The ones that turn around

You acquire them, but seeing as you're not actually Bowser. they turn on you and kill you through repeatedly bumping into you. That's right, you shouldn't have thrown out those mushrooms earlier.

I wish that Megaman Zero Collection had been released in Britain. (It got released in the rest of Europe, but not here, where Europe's main Megaman sales come from... hmm... Oh well, imported it from America, problem solved )

Granted, it's so popular a religion starts up around it and blah blah blah.

I wish that there was another way for me to get over my depression than getting angry.

Xer0 \^/

"Don't get mad; get sadistic"

I wish eighty-nine cents per gallon of gas was indeed a highway robbery.

Technically the price of gas has gone down since 1918 once you count inflation...

I wish that I had Linkin Parks' new concept album, A Thousand Suns.

Xer0 \^/

Granted and you realise how lame it is and burn it

I wish i was the smartest guy here...o wait wasted wish.

I wish i knew what to wish for

More arrogance.

I wish for the cake.

Hmph.

I thought I already posted the pic of Ryuzaki telling you that the cake was not a lie?

I wish for karma for 1600.

Xer0 \^/