Granted, however, I take over the world and destroy you and all you know and love out of SPITE.

In other words, it'll look like this:

I wish for eternal....income.

the money keeps coming but soon you find out that its worthless since no one wants Veer coins.

i wish for a flying citadel with lazer and all kinds of nasty weapons.

Granted. I blow it up because it FAILS next to my supreme power. and I do not get 'Veers' Coins'

I wish for money like this:

Granted. It's still worthless.

I wish I had an awesomely sexy lady in my bed right now, who thinks I am the most awesome thing and I think she is the most awesome thing.

Granted. It's called prostitution, and Veers' mother only costs $4 per night. Enjoy.

Out of Spite, Veers? Shame.

I wish that I could decide whether to spam Percherons or Hoshiko's at this point in time...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You decide to spam Cobalts and get buttraped by your crush who thought that spamming flaks would be a better idea.

I wish that I had THE POWER!!!!

Granted.  It corrupts you and you end up raping your family to death.

I wish that I wasn't going to go play WiC now.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You magically have a game called Battlefield 2142, you sign into it, and I meet you in-game and completely pwn the hell out of you.

I wish that I had powered armor that only I can use!

Granted, some n00b then blows it up with a 'lucky' shot.

I wish for acceptance

Granted. You then die of ultimate happiness.

I wish that I could [insert awesome thing here (that means YOU, the granter of my wish, thinks of something to go in this spot!)].

granted nothing happens.

I wish i could play bad company 2 with 2000+ fps at max settings.

You can. . . .on a PS3, which you don't have.

I wish that "ΩG, Resistance=ε◊"

haha fail i do have a ps3.

...hmm i know what the first 3 are not sure what the last two is.

i wish i could play bc2 on a  quantum computer.

Granted. You forget to eat and starve.

I wish I could just seperate from everything.

Xer0 \^/

I wish that you would give a rat's @$$ about schoolwork.

Granted he gives rats soccer ball sized tumor instead

I wish for holiday,(thank God For Easter and all that comes with it)

"It's weasle stomping Day. . ."

I wish for an edible and tasty laser pointer.

it burns your insides and gives you canncer

I wish that Xer07 was turned into a female.

Granted. He (she?) then completely buttrapes you.

I wish that Xer07 was on more, because he is rather amusing.

Granted you then die of fits of laughter. Your face is also peremanently disfigured into a smile

Which wouldnt be a problem but you asken for an open casket funeral. Everyone who saw your face died from the shock

fail for no wish,

I wish Xer07 replayed to my post of

I wish that Xer07 was turned into a female.

*Sigh*

granted, it might be easier to woo my crush then, since she's bi.

HappY????

I wish that I wasn't the messiah/ Lifeblood of the Forum games...

Xer0 \^/

You're not, nor have you been; you're just Mr. Popular.

I wish your comp had been fixed SAterday Morning, because I'm not able to play today, but I was here all day yesterday.

I wish this game a good afterlife..............o wait it cant

seems pretty dead to me.

I wish this was the one of the most popular threads.