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Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.

The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.

I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.  

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Reply #1376 Top

I wish that me and Mishayla could watch the meteor shower tonite together. (and not get hit :typo: )

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1377 Top

Let's not jinx anything yet. . . .

Reply #1378 Top

You didn't make a wish.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1379 Top

I wish hover car wasn't so horribly deformed

Reply #1380 Top

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 1375
I see that nowhere in the OP...Whiskey is making up evidence.

BURN HIM!!!

-Twilight Storm | My life fo the Dahkri
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Fail. I am the fanatical burner of the heretic, purger of the unclean, and killer of the mutant.

It doesn't have to be in the OP.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind"

Reply #1381 Top

I wish to wish that the wish that I had wished before was never made.

ha ha loop hole

Reply #1382 Top

Techno-Five, Altaux.  Loopholes FTW!!!

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri

Reply #1383 Top

Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth:
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.


Freeman's Extension:
� but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Reply #1384 Top

Quoting Altaux, reply 1383
Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth:
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.


Freeman's Extension:
� but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
End of Altaux's quote

Point?

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1385 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1376
I wish that me and Mishayla could watch the meteor shower tonite together. (and not get hit )

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted. The rest of your family is hit, and you run off together in the light of the fires causes by the impacts.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1386 Top

I wish for a genuine debate.

Reply #1387 Top

Point?
End of quote

no point just lols.

I barely ever do anything with a point in mind. I am all pure unrestrained lakidazical(<---that cant be right) fun

I wish you knew that, before you started pointing me

Reply #1388 Top

Granted.  Life goes on.

I wish that Jess and Liz (my ex) weren't fighting w/ me and Mishayla... hm, quite the quandry.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1389 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1388
Granted.  Life goes on.

I wish that Jess and Liz (my ex) weren't fighting w/ me and Mishayla... hm, quite the quandry.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted. You and Mishayla run off together into the sunset, then fall off of a cliff by the ocean and miraculously survive. Since everybody thinks you're both dead, you then live your lives together happily until 30 years later Jess and Liz find you and then start fighting with you again. At which point you leave the country, only to be pursued in a neverending chase.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy one."

Reply #1390 Top

Meh, my actual plan is for me to follow her to Sweden, or for me to convince her to come with me to Sacremento, or Seattle. Havn't decided on which one yet... Seattle has history for me, but Sacremento seems like a more promising area.

I wish that ppl would make wishes.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1391 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1390
Meh, my actual plan is for me to follow her to Sweden, or for me to convince her to come with me to Sacremento, or Seattle. Havn't decided on which one yet... Seattle has history for me, but Sacremento seems like a more promising area.

I wish that ppl would make wishes.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted. Their wishes suck monkey balls.

Hmm, I don't think Sweden would be a good idea (requires passports and all, though if it doesn't work out the women there are smokin'); I vote Sacremento because I plan to live in California, and therefore could visit you.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy one."

Reply #1392 Top

That settles it, Xer0.  Sweden it is.:thumbsup:

I wish the back of the couch wasn't being supported by a pair of encyclopedias...

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri

Reply #1393 Top

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 1392
That settles it, Xer0.  Sweden it is.

I wish the back of the couch wasn't being supported by a pair of encyclopedias...

-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Granted. It is now supported by your 2 computers.

 

"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."

Reply #1394 Top

Hmmm

I wish that I was a better tactician...

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1395 Top

Granted, but you are enslaved and forced to lead the army of some third world country to war against the USA, and will be executed if they lose.  Have fun.

I wish Xer0 was still alive...

-Twilight Storm

Reply #1396 Top

I"m right here...

Oh noes, Iz a ghost!

I wish I was alive!

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1397 Top

Granted.  (Hey, I granted my own wish!)  Unfortunately the third world country enslaves you again...this time they just want to overthrow the local wal-mart, but all you have to work with is a bicycle, a book of matches, and a calico hampster named Floyd.

I wish I coud be in that epic battle.

-Twilight Storm

Reply #1398 Top

Quoting Twilight_Storm, reply 1397
Granted.  (Hey, I granted my own wish!)  Unfortunately the third world country enslaves you again...this time they just want to overthrow the local wal-mart, but all you have to work with is a bicycle, a book of matches, and a calico hampster named Floyd.

I wish I coud be in that epic battle.

-Twilight Storm
End of Twilight_Storm's quote

Granted. In the aftermath they find the tattered remains of your corpse. And a sign that says "Floyd was here".

Quoting Xer07, reply 1394
Hmmm

I wish that I was a better tactician...

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted, but I still win against you due to my semi-suicidal, sociopathic tendencies, as well as my disregard for collateral damage.

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1399 Top

Granted, but I still win against you due to my semi-suicidal, sociopathic tendencies, as well as my disregard for collateral damage.
End of quote

I wish you had wished

and anyway the one who wins the war is not the smartest or the strongest but the better diplomat. So Xer0 will have his amazing plan, and Whiskey will go on a crazed rush, but i will convince Twilight to fight along side me and then I will Backstabb him:cylon:

Reply #1400 Top

All the while I hack all of your UAV's, waiting to decide the victor. . . .

I wish for a haxxor masheen