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Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

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Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.

from Sins Forums

The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.

I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.  

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Reply #1401 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Altaux, reply 1399

Granted, but I still win against you due to my semi-suicidal, sociopathic tendencies, as well as my disregard for collateral damage.


I wish you had wished

and anyway the one who wins the war is not the smartest or the strongest but the better diplomat. So Xer0 will have his amazing plan, and Whiskey will go on a crazed rush, but i will convince Twilight to fight along side me and then I will Backstabb him
End of Altaux's quote

Granted. You are unable to decipher my wish. I don't go on crazed rushes, I go on overwhelming crusades.

Quoting IrationalFear, reply 1400
All the while I hack all of your UAV's, waiting to decide the victor. . . .

I wish for a haxxor masheen
End of IrationalFear's quote

Granted. Your haxxor masheen hax you and destroys your mainframe, therefore killing the AI known as "IrationalFear".

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1402 from Sins Forums Top

I wish that I wasn't babysitting right nao.

Xer0 \^/

Multiplicity - Control multiple PCs using one keyboard and mouse
Reply #1403 from Sins Forums Top

Granted, you and I will now relax Panda style

Reply #1404 from Sins Forums Top

Granted. Your haxxor masheen hax you and destroys your mainframe, therefore killing the AI known as "IrationalFear".
End of quote

Impossible, the truth about the IFear Ai is that it backs up a portion of hits program on every computer it interacts.

I wish for

Reply #1405 from Sins Forums Top

I wis dat ppl wuldn't freek when oter ppl leev 4 a dai.  It's not lak we's goin anywere, we'z stuk hear.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1406 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1405
I wis dat ppl wuldn't freek when oter ppl leev 4 a dai.  It's not lak we's goin anywere, we'z stuk hear.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted. They now expect you to be literally stuck to the forums.

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1407 from Sins Forums Top

I wis u wuld make a wis...

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1408 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1407
I wis u wuld make a wis...

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted, but due to my inherently unstable mental state you are unable to decipher the terms of my wish.

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1409 from Sins Forums Top

Fine, be lak dat.

I wis dat I didn't haf to warsh mah jacket... :inlove:

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1410 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1409
Fine, be lak dat.

I wis dat I didn't haf to warsh mah jacket...

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted. You have to throw it away because a dog took a dump on it, and a cat decided to use it as a scratching post.

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1411 from Sins Forums Top

No, I"m protecting this jacket... it's special.

Anyway, I wish that will would suck up is sociapathism and make a wish.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1412 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 1411
No, I"m protecting this jacket... it's special.

Anyway, I wish that will would suck up is sociapathism and make a wish.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Granted.

I wish that the DeskScapes shareware wouldn't stop working every 30 seconds.

Happy now? And my sociopathic tendencies aren't why I'm not making wishes. I just didn't have anything good to wish for.

 

"I don't grin like a moron, I grin like a sociopath."

Reply #1413 from Sins Forums Top

Granted. Now lightning strikes your house every 30 seconds, preventing you from touching the computer w/out getting 10k volts.

Yes, I is very happy. :grin:

I wish that the storm over my house had MORE lightning and MORE thunder, but not to the point of a power outage, forest fire, or thunder-related damage.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1414 from Sins Forums Top

Granted It gets more lightning and thunder but moves to 10 miles out at sea hence causing none of those things

I wish for new camera

Reply #1415 from Sins Forums Top

You mean "A new camera"?

Granted, it takes a picture of your family and breaks from the ugly.

(Srry, that was mean.)

I wish for a 150 Gallon Freshwater fish tank, with the filter, gravel, decor, lights, plants, heaters and airstones already with it, so that my soon to be 50-60 guppies had more room.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1416 from Sins Forums Top

Granted it also comes complete with this

Reply #1417 from Sins Forums Top

I wish you didn't double post that pic...

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1418 from Sins Forums Top

Granted! it becomes a picture of your ex girlfriend. We all die after our eyes melt.

 

I wish for ein alles leistungsfähiges Reich unter meiner persönlichen Steuerung!

 

*cough* but yea...power.

Reply #1419 from Sins Forums Top

Granted.  You have the power of X-Ray vision, and visit a nursing home.  You can't turn it off, and kill yourself for what cannot be un-seen.

I wish that my crush had a crush on me. Oops, too late. <3

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1420 from Sins Forums Top

Then your wish is null and void and now your wish card will be revoked

Reply #1421 from Sins Forums Top

I wish I had infinite wishes!

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1422 from Sins Forums Top

Soory check the above your wish card has been revoked your gonna have to fill out an application

Name:______________

Reason for wishing:_________________

Do you posess any items to declare ___________

Reply #1423 from Sins Forums Top

Name: Dakota

Reason for wishing: To make my dreams, and the dreams of others, a reality. :grin:

Do you posess any items to declare: Nope.

I wish that I could find the copy of "Funny People" that my dad sent over from kuwait that my mom's hiding from me....

Xer0 \^/

Reply #1424 from Sins Forums Top

Granted and hence you watch it

Congratulations Xer0 your karma card has been renewed

Reply #1425 from Sins Forums Top

Yay!

Wait, I thought that was my wish card... oh well.

I wish that the stupid Dell Inspiron never broke, so I could play SoaSE...

Xer0 \^/