granted its to hard to corrupt it breaks the laws of space and time screwing the universe,

I wish i controlled everything besides the thoughts of people.

Granted.  You get bored with ultimate control, and hand it over to your son/daughter/wife/GF/BF...  whoever, and they go mad with power, and you have to end their reign of terror personally.

I wish upon a falling star that one day mankind could abandon all of the things that hinder and weaken it today, and move forward, into the future.

Xer0 \^/

Ok but the things of the future, hinder and weaken us even more. ala the matrix

I wish for a pepperoni pizza made in the regular fashion, ie not radioactive or whatever, baked to perfection, made of regualr ingrediants. and of regualr 14 inch diameter. To be placed on a plate on a table in my kitchen.

Just as you try to eat it an earthquake rips apart your house/whatever, the pizza falls into a hole thats goes 30 kms below the earth, so you follow it and end up finding an underground city where they have started thinking the pizza was a message from god. you try and take it and they take you to a reeducation center.

Xer07 i don't care if i have to kill my son/daughter/wife/GF/BF... i'm almost heartless

I wish for a Cake baked for Xer07

Granted. I LOOVE CAKE!!!

I wish that re-watching Code: Geass wasn't so funny to me.

Xer0 \^/

Granted it becomes boring and you stop being Geass fan

I wish for a cheese cake

and http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

you get some cheese cake but its made of lead base cheese, you soon become dumb from eating it and get run over.

I wish that everyone would apply maths and science to everything.

Granted. All religion is abandoned, and mass suicide follows in large parts of the world, except for the US and Western Europe, where most of the population is already Athiest...

I wish that we weren't so dangerously close to the 9 Billion people that the world can hold... what happens when we exceed the population cap of the Earth? Who is to say who stays and who must go to allow others to stay?

Xer0 \^/

Mass famine/war will decide that for us, mostly for remaining resources (as long ago mentioned, 'Oil Wars'). You'll probably die around the third month of the second.

Thanks for the wish and the positive outlook.....

I wish that my family didn't piss me off so much.

Xer0 \^/

granted they don't ever talk to you again.

I wish i had that cake back from Xer07 before it was eaten

Granted. I poison it out of jealousy because it loves you more. (oh, wait. Wrong person/plan....)

I wish that me and my crush could run away from our respective families together...

Xer0 \^/

granted you both end up killing a cop because he was gonna take you home, your crush said it was all your doing so you end up going to jail...

Ba who needs love its just going to end anyways....

I wish that there was no need for marriage or other unuseful rituals

Granted. You... my friend... cease to exist. LOGIC BOMB

I wish that the two of us could live happily together in Seattle, or Sacremento...

Xer0 \^/

granted you do but Seattle gets invaded by the Russians and many bad things follow...

I wish the Ussr was still around to day.

I wish you didn't steal that from WiC

Anyway, granted. America is LESS FAT, and is winning the Cold War EPICLY thanks to our economy... we're the only country that can both produce and counter Stealth Technology, so even if it was still around, we'd have won w/ the advent of the B-2 and F-22.

Xer0 \^/

can't grant that lol because i would do it again...

I wish Australia was the most powerful country on the planet.

Granted.... we're in the aftermath of a nuclear war, and the only reason Australia is still around is because the US's most recently developed Missile Defense system was on an Aircraft Carrier stationed oustide of Darwin, which shot down all the missiles.

I wish that ScramJets could be used in Warfare, OR that the Aurora project was real.

Xer0 \^/

It is real (really), but like NASA, it wasted money and didn't receive enough to recover and finish the job.

I wish for the link to the video above that you described (because I can't find it anymore. Australia goes WTF after every event).

There's a video to the wish I granted?!?

I wish I knew!

Xer0 \^/

granted you spend a whole week trying to find out ignoreing your crush

i wish this wasn't so dead.

Granted .................................................................................................................

@Xer07- with the right gear, I'm sure an Earth-like planet could be made to hold 20-50 billion people.

I wish that I had a mastery of matter-energy/energy-matter conversion technology!! (and that Altaux posted a wish)

I wish that my love life hadn't (ironically) killed the Forums...

Xer0 \^/

Granted. It instead causes massive server lag because everybody is dying to know whether or not you get the girl.

I wish that Xer07 had granted my wish in Reply #1323.