Granted

I wish I could be on more often

granted. Your real life fails, and blah blah blah

I wish that I didn't have school (and a HUGE PAPER) tomorrow.

Xer0 \^/

Granted the school is turned into a juvenile detention centre and you and your crush are confined to the same cell. You finally confess to her and she gives you this face for all eternity

I wish, for a dish with a fish that I can eat with this, spoon

...

Granted, the fish is poisonous. Have fun.

I wish that I could go to one of my crush's crazy parties.... ESPECIALLY if I'm the only guy there, since I'm one of her last guy friends.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You die. (I didn't even read the wish this is just a generic one)

I wish that my Empires hadn't taken me away from the forums.

OH WAIT NO I DON'T.

Granted. You DO wish that, and I didn't have to blackmail you on Help Us Laugh....

I know your weakness.

I wish that the words "I"

"Love"

And

"You" weren't spoken today.

Xer0 \^/

Granted. You're still a panzie.

I wish that IrationalFear were a Panzer trying to invade the USSR in the winter.

Yay, inanimate objects FTW!

I wish for 8 more world wars, then final world peace.

Granted.  In the eighth war, humanity is utterly wiped out.

I wish I could see the eighth war, and be the last one to die.

-Twilight Storm

wouldn't that be the 10th?

you see it and you go blind from all the nuclear weapons from going off, you are the last to die but it takes you a week from the radiation most painful death ever.

I wish i was a god.

Granted.  Humanity then stops believing in you due to lack of answers to their prayers, and you disappear, becoming nothing more than a hashmark in an obscure textbook kids in third world countries use as toilet paper.

I wish I could divide by zero...

-Twilight Storm

you do and you find that your life means nothing.

I wish i was Ai that took over the earth like skynet and i was still able to build robots, i was also made up from quantum computers.

Granted, but the earth is struck by a super-powerful electro-magnetic pulse from another universe where you were god, created the instant you ceased to exist, thereby erasing you and making you the architect of your own destruction.  Hey, that energy had to go SOMEWHERE!

I wish Starcraft II would come out already.

-Twilight Storm

it does but because it comes out early zerglings over power everyone and ruin the game for every non zerg player (i be protoss)

I wish i was An Ai On A spaceship that could travel faster then light and was able to detect any incoming energy/objects, able to also build stuff... like nanobots etc. Able to scan for black holes before heading that way..

You know you can't divide anything by zero because its not really a number its just there to show there is nothing.

Actually, I was refering to this:

Wish granted, but somebody turns on a superweapon that forces your hyperdrive to overload the second you open a window into sub-space, thereby stranding you in space with insufficient fuel to return to earth for any pending appocolyptic plans you may or may not have been having.

I wish dividing by zero wasn't the cause of the appocolypse...

-Twilight Storm

it isn't but since you want me to degrade to your level... it answers why the universe was made from the big bang and stops what ever theorys that were going to destory the universe go back to the stable state theory where nothing really happens just keeps stable.... i do to wish that but what i wish more would be to travel the universe faster then light with being able to slow down and stuff...

I wish i was a quantum computer AI or better that some how could never be killed or rended useless (meaning i was still free to try and do as i want around the galaxy) so please pick a none destorying granting wish... bring whatever you want in here even change how i feel towards things....

Granted. Looks like someone forgot to pay the electric bill again... don't worry, you'll still work in 1,000,000,000,000 years in electricity is free, you'll just be outdated.

I wish that I had the Dead by Sunrise album.

Xer0 \^/

..... can you even read i said could never be killed or rended useless...

You do but you die because you played it as the sun comes up that wasn't very logical thing to do...

oh shit quicly...

I wish i was an ai that had quantom engery etc.... nano bots etc.. paint a nice picture

Granted.  But you forget to pay space parking, and are compacted into a 1x1 paperweight with the vital task of keeping a stack of napkins from becoming litter at some backwoods campsite.  Not useless, but you never said you wanted to remain sentient...

I wish Xero hadn't beated me to your last reply...

-Twilight Storm

Granted.  But you forget to pay space parking, and are compacted into a 1x1 paperweight with the vital task of keeping a stack of napkins from becoming litter at some backwoods campsite.  Not useless, but you never said you wanted to remain sentient...

I wish Xero hadn't beated me to your last reply...

-Twilight Storm

i wish that to because you don't seem to hate me yet, don't know what you would say.

this is for you

I wish i was a quantum computer AI or better that some how could never be killed or rended useless (meaning i was still free to try and do as i want around the galaxy) so please pick a none destorying granting wish... bring whatever you want in here even change how i feel towards things....

and for others.... i wish i had found a meaning to my life.

Granted but in finding it you die. so you never get to fulfill that purpose which was to serve God by the way

I wish i wasnt in chem labs and thus had not been exposed to a variety of dangerous chemicals, unprotected

granted you end up walking through a portal that turns out to lead to another planet where a lot dangerous chemicals affect that world... lava waves... nuclear clouds etc... basicly close to hell but some how you are able to live on it as you slowly turn in to a slug like thing.

I wish i ruled the known unvierse from my super quantum computer.

Granted, but you are reprogrammed to become the supreme protector of the galaxy and are forced to willingly respond to all of our wishes and needs, which you enjoy.

Same corruption to your latest wish, since you're still a computer.

I wish someone would come up with a challenging wish to corrupt...

-Twilight Storm