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Make Me Laugh

Make Me Laugh

I don't ask much from you all (at least I don't think I do...except to put up with my sh**..I dunno...) but I'm having a real sh** couple of weeks. I just gotta hold out until the 11th for my nerve block and the drugs aren't cutting it. I've been watching a lot of 'House' (I love that freaking show) and 'Family Guy' to keep my mind off of the pain and the fact that I can't paint the livingroom and kitchen before Christams for my wife. (I can't do it on the drugs and without them I can barely walk let alone bend and all that good stuff)

 

So...give me some distraction, will ya? Make me laugh, please.  And don't worry about being in good taste and all. I can't remeber the last time I was offended.

I'm counting on you. I want to leave work, go home, boot up the PC and pee myself laughing. (Not that I don't pee myself now, but this way I have an excuse)

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Thanks Jim. Can't figure out why!

correction: internet explorer. Worked fine with Opera.

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Quoting DrJBHL, reply 252
Thanks Jim. Can't figure out why!

correction: internet explorer. Worked fine with Opera.

I did it with IE8. When you put the embed code in, take out everything before <embed and everything after embed>.

Reply #255 Top

Here you go Po. this is a Florida style chicken wing.:grin: *_*

Reply #256 Top

Gives a WHOLE new meaning to "Hot Wings", now doesn't it?  :rofl:

Reply #257 Top

Here you go Po. this is a Florida style chicken wing.

Oh dear, you've done it again, Ed... now I'm having trouble seeing the page for tears of laughter. :rofl:

Just when I think I'm all teared out from your last comical escapade, you go and put up something this that.... brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

:thumbsup: :sun: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :P

Gives a WHOLE new meaning to "Hot Wings", now doesn't it?

Well it's unlikely you'd see 'Hot Wings' presented like that at KFC... tho I wouldn't put it past Po` or RedneckDude if they had chicken joints.

;P :rofl: :P

Reply #258 Top

Chicken is now off my diet.

Reply #259 Top

 

 

Men are some funny creatures, which is why sometimes women have a hard time understanding them. But don’t worry… with these helpful facts, any woman can understand even the most complex behavioral quirks of men, because trust me… they most definitely exist!

1. Men like to barbecue… but what most women don’t understand is WHY? Men love to barbecue because there is an element of danger to it. This adds a subconscious level of excitement to the activity, making it more appealing to even the most peace loving and domesticated of guys.

2. Men have it easier when it comes to buying bathing suits because for them there are only two types… there are cool ones and nerdy ones. They do not feel fat all the time… they are just more worried about the style.

3. Men want to read the newspaper first in the morning because they want to be abreast on what is going on. If you know what is going on in the world before they do, they feel inadequate. So, don’t be offended when he snatches up the newspaper first thing… he is just trying to fulfill his role as a masculine being.

4. Men are sensitive in different ways. If a man tries to build a fire out in the woods and fails, he does not consider the fact that all of the wood is wet… and no, you cannot console him by offering to use the five gallons of gas in the back of the truck. He feels like a failure because his inability to start a fire, to him, says that he is not capable of being the “man in charge”. He feels as if he cannot be depended upon.

So, good luck getting to know your guy better. :grin:

Reply #260 Top

Chicken is now off my diet.
Wait until you see what they can do with lamb.8(| *_* I know....the list.

Reply #261 Top

You should be feeling "sheepish" after that one.

:sheep:

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Chicken is now off my diet.

Wait until you see what they can do with lamb

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Does that refer to 'alleged' activities in NZ,,, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous???

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."

That reminds me of a question my first wife asked.  She wanted to know what I'd do if I came home from work and found her making love to another man.

I answered: I'd kick his seeing eye dog and break his white cane. :-"

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Newest H1N1 flu mask.

of course Starkers should be careful before using his!

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Doc getting ready for Thanksgiving guests.

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MY EYES! MY EYES!:O

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Doc getting ready for Thanksgiving guests.

Looks like he needs a new arse.... his has a huge crack in it. :-" :rofl:

MY EYES! MY EYES!

Your Eyes???  The photographer hasn't been the same since. 

Apparently he winced and his eyelids melded shut tight for fear Doc would bend over to pick up the quarter he dropped. :rofl:

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Oh Ed.....

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Oh no, not ANOTHER D.R.E..  You owe me dinner first.  You only need one glove by the way.

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 Mrs. Staarkers @ 259

So, good luck getting to know your guy better
As our great redneck poet Jeff Foxworthy says: Men aren't complicated.  All they think about is , I need a beer and I want to see somethin' neckid.:-"

Reply #272 Top

Actually....you're the one who asked for both hands last time...remember?  }:)

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I'm not going there anymore.  My doctors do that for real enough here.  I'm not sure why at times.  Haven't gotten a dinner yet.

Reply #274 Top

HAHAHAHA!!!! Do you realize what you just wrote? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BTW, I think I look good with wigs...and 'at least' you caught my better side.   :rofl:

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'at least' you caught my better side.
That "CRACKS" me up!:rofl: