The Conspiracy Thread

On Twack two.

Here goes:

There are twelve or thirteen families which own the world. You don't know who they are, except they know each other. They conspire to have only people they approve as leaders of countries, heads of corporations, banks, etc. By doing it this way, they insure their continued dominion over us. They own everything and everybody (by extension) and we do their bidding.

So how is it no one knows about them, you ask. Very simple says I, Ben Gunn. It's called "Diversion". Strike a chord?

Of course it does. The 9/11 attack, Leshar el Tayybeh, Al-Qaida, Mumbai, the countless attacks on Israel, The IRA, The Red Brigades, PLA, Hamas, Hizbullah all of them are bit actors working for the "Mother Company".

The current financial meltdown...yet another way to further enrich themselves by panic and power seizure.

The election? Yet another farce to have us fighting amongst ourselves and not pay attention to what's really going on.

In fact, telling you about this super conspiracy has been extremely dangerous. If I no longer participate in the Forums etc. though, it might be too suspicious.

In fact, the most sinister response would be to let this be published. That way it "couldn't possibly be true since he was allowed to publish it."....much the same way the "Purloined Letter"'s most effective hiding place was right out in the open.

Microsoft is coming out with a new operating system called Windows 7 2 years after they just put one out, Vista. Now the people that paid 3 to 4 hunderd dollars will have to pay again for this new operating system if they want to keep up. So now the whole thing starts over again, software companys will have to do new programing, HP and Dell will redo their products and if it works like everyone wants it to large companies will use it. Who will be the biggest profit maker? That's right Microsoft (I knew I should have bought stock). I think there is a conspiracy here.

this appilies in the USA ... but how about Chrysler (i think that was the car dealer) 

offering "Buy a New Car now and get gas for $2.99 a gallon for the next year !!!!"

when gas price was about $3.49 a gallon ....

2 months later gas price is down now to $1.75 a gallon .......ah?   ..do ya think the

big car company new what was coming .......

had some insider info ? .......i think sooooo , you ? .....          

What I believe is that the Auto manufacturers should be bailed out by the oil companies, not the government, but, the oil and car families have that all figured out already.

But, according to your first post, they're all owned by the same 12-13 families, so "the planets landlords' will" is being done regardless of who bails out the auto manufacturers.

(And here's where I add my own part to the conspiracy theory) And since the Fed (run by those shadowing landlords) will just print more money anyway, bringing down the value of everything, the spiral will continue downward, until all the citizens of the planet are destitute, and then a figure shall arise bearing the answer to all our woes, and all we'll have to do is accept the implantation of an identification chip....which will react with our neurotransmitters to make us feel safe, secure, and fulfilled, as we all toil endlessly with a hive mentality in service to this figure.

No K10w3....they are owned by only 1 family (cars) 1 or 2 (oil) and so on. They manipulate things so that they win and you lose.

Even if it looks like you're winning, it's like Las Vegas (gambling-another family) the odds catch up to you and they're always against you.

jicorria is a shill... they will either be "cooler" shills (to cool off arguments) or "doubter"/"above it all" shills.

*Heavy sigh*  I'm trying to stick my head in the ground about all the losing I'm doing. (Perception is everything).  

The conspiracy theory that I have heard about is that there are these families -- (*cough*rockefellers/rothchilds*cough*) who control everything, which started with the creation of the Federal Reserve...I don't know if I even want to refresh my mind on this theory, because back in the day when I was really into it, I didn't like the thing I became, and now my theory is to just create a mental world I live in that's blue skies and sunshine, and only come out of it occasionally to pay bills and deal with other immediate catastrophes.  

It's one of the reasons I own Object Desktop -- to keep a pretty world before my eyes where I'm in control, to generate a feeling of peace and joy.  (And when I feel strong enough, I check Google news to keep myself informed of what's going on so I'm not so shocked when the rug gets pulled out from under me, which it inevitably will, but if I'm prepared for it, I'll land on my butt instead of my head, which will cushion the blow a little bit).

Pay ATTENTION! I'm only gonna get ONE chance to say this before they shut me down.

We all live on a planet  the size of Alaska. There is only a few thousand of us. The rest of you are all goverment agents assuming multiple identities to keep the conspiracy going.

We NEVER go anywhere. EVER! You see, we may get in a car or train or something and think..THINK we are going somewhere, but behind us and ahead of us, they are tearing down the sets and putting up the new ones. We just go in one big circle and are really arriving where we started from. THEY have just 'changed' everything!!!  When you get in a plane, they go CRAZY, constructing entire cities and such.

YOU may think I'm crazy, but think about ALL those times you ripped the house apart looking for your keys and they suddenly appeared right in front of you...some place you already looked a dozen or so times. IT'S BECAUSE THEY MOVED THEM AND FORGOT TO PUT THEM BACK!!!!!!  Or when you go to the mall and say 'I don't remember THAT store being here?'

And this part may come as a HUGE surprise to most of you...but I'm almost positive that 'skinhit' is one of the 'folks' who is in on it.  I have photographs that no one can explain of him....

Wait.

Shhhhh. Someone's at the door. I'll be right b....

That wasn't the 'real' PoSmedley. That was one of the shills I was telling you about. He isn't really gone. He can morph into almost anyone.

k10w3:

This is in fact a tremendous paranoid fantasy. Or is it?

You can't fool me, Po'.

He who controls the Tantalus Deice..RULES THE WORLD!

Po' is really Elvis.

shhhh...classified

Actually (and this is true!...No BS) take a look at this link.

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In the spirit of he who pretends to be Po' (and who is therefore on the "List")

a Ferengi Mind Control Device (TNG Episode "The Battle"):

Oh, they're going to have to come up with a more fashionable version of this before anyone takes it seriously!  I don't care how convenient it would be to turn things on with my mind...I'm not wearing any hat that looks like oodles of Playmobil people staging a protest on my head!

How do I know you aren't hooked up already? How do I know you aren't PoSmedley? How do I know I'm not PoSmedley? 

I...

Starkers REALLY IS JACK SPARROW.........*giggles*

well battin down me hatches and hide me curried cabbage

You friggin people are hilarious...

k10W3...U remind me of myself!

we luv you too jack........

The conspiracy isn't that there are 12 or 13 families, but that the puppeteer who controls these families has his hand up the butts of these muppets and doesn't wash his hands, thus spreading disease into the population when he appears to be giving us something for nothing... like the air we breathe and the water we drink.  The idea is to kill off as many peons as is practical to reduce strain on resources such as power/energy, medical and transport. 

The Puppeteer, however, needs peons to do his bidding and work towards his greater glory, so after the cull he reinserts his hand in the butt of one of family leaders, yanks on their colon to motivate him into exploiting those who survive the modern-day plague, and profits immensely from the mundane jobs/reaping and sowing we're expected to do to feather his nest.

For about eight years it was speculated that George W Bush was the puppeteer, but it has since been discovered that he likes things inserted into his butt and therefore must be a muppet like the rest of us.  I therefore propose another conspiracy using the technologies of Stardock to discover the true identity of the Puppeteer and nobbble him. If anyone can find him, with partners such as Microsoft, the CIA and FBI behind them, it's Stardock.

Yeah, and the travesty there is that when someone pulls the plug in their bathtub, the water goes down the plughole, through a (less than adequate) filter and comes out in someone else's drinking water... which ends up being flushed down the john, being re-filtered and pumped into somebody elses bathtub... and the continuous cycle goes on and on and on.  I mean, why do you think government agents (and those favoured by the government) only drink bottled water that comes from a well guarded but secretly located pure water spring.... which sometimes is flavoured with lemon or other fruit juice to ensure they're not drinking toilet water from peons switching bottles on them.