This is a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous post, and you, young man, have become quite the faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous political analyst.
And you've become vastly more camp since your last visit, Mr St Hubbins! (do I have it right?) But that's okay - the world has always had a liking for the outrageously effeminate, so I'm sure you'll slot right in somewhere!
Some might say you're superficial, and that hating on Yanks is beyond cliche, no matter how passive-aggressively phrased, but that of course is absurd.
Yes, one must never forget that cliches are the building blocks of civilisation and the first resort of the fascinating.
Dripping with gravitas, you are.
Since my apparent forum promotion, I think it's more my auctoritas than gravitas that makes people swoon.
I just do it because it's funny to watch the Obamanations get their knickers all a'twist over it.
I like Obamanations, that's clever. Biblical, even. I'm surprised the religious right haven't seized upon it - I can just imagine some fiery Baptist preaching death, hellfire, eternal damnation and the coming of Obamanations of Satan.