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Moderate Man is in the Hospital

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Hi Folks - this is Colleen, Elie's other half.  I wanted to let those of you that know Elie, know that he is in the hospital in serious condition.  He has some sort of viral infection that has impacted all of his systems, including his brain.  I took him in Friday morning and he has been in the ICU since then.

For those of you that know and care for Elie, I ask for your prayers or other kind thoughts into the universe for his recovery.

I will try to post something again soon.  I apologize for the "public" forum, but the truth is, I don't really know how to use the blog, so this is the best I could do.

Thanks in advance for your positive thoughts for Elie.

Colleen

 

 

 

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Reply #176 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yay!
Reply #177 from JoeUser Forums Top
LOL

I....dang....here's five mod...

i am losing it with the limericks...


sheesh...

LOL
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Reply #178 from JoeUser Forums Top
There once was a barber named Philly
Who thought pubic hair was so silly
His girlfriend got shaved
and now he's most grave
cuz he finds his ____ is quite chilly.

I'm sorry..that was just wrong. Here's hopin' you feel better!
Reply #179 from JoeUser Forums Top

Where oh where are you tonight?

Why did you leave us here all alone?

We searched the net over and thought we found you love.

You met an illness and Plrrrrrt you wuz gone.

(But when you come back, we'll be here!)

Reply #180 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ok that's the best I got tonight.

Breaking form.  I'm SUCH a rebel!

Reply #181 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good to hear the cranky old hebe made it back home.
Reply #182 from JoeUser Forums Top
A sperm all alack and forsooth
Seeking its moment of sexual truth
And when the time came
To fulfill its life's game
It was dashed to its death on a tooth!
  

Glad your home ya old fart!
Reply #183 from JoeUser Forums Top
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.
Reply #184 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thinking about you Elie, I'm so glad you're home now!


Hip, hip......
Reply #186 from JoeUser Forums Top
I once faced my deepest of fears,
When my bowels up and reversed their gears,
I lost my smug grin,
Tried to hold it all in,
But finally shot shit out both ears.
Reply #187 from JoeUser Forums Top
The lass I brought home was a prize,
With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
Her breasts, so well kept,
Were what I'd expect,
But her penis was quite a surprise.

Reply #188 from JoeUser Forums Top
There once was a girl from New Zealand
She'd lie on her back
tickle her crack
and piss all over the ceilin'
Reply #189 from JoeUser Forums Top
If LW's gonna sing, then dammit I'm gonna tell a dirty joke!

A penis said to the testicals, "We’re going to a party!"

"You fucking liar," the testicals said. "You always get in and leave us outside."
Reply #190 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You fucking liar," the testicals said. "You always get in and leave us outside."


What a prick.
Reply #191 from JoeUser Forums Top
There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopelss. The Priest turned to the Nun and said "Sister, seeing as we are going to die out here, can you grant me one wish?"
The Nun said "Yes Father, what is your final wish?"
"In all my years in the church I’ve never seen a pair of tits before." said the Priest. The Nun was a bit shocked but lifted her robes to show off her tits in all their glory. The Priest smiled and said "Thank you Sister."
Then the Nun turned to the Priest and said "Father, in all my years in the church I have never seen a man’s penis before. Is it alright for you to show me?" The priest happily agreed and unzipped his pants. The Nun studied it intensly. The Priest had his eyes closed and was rising to attention as the Nun touched it with fascination. The Priest said with a smile on his face, "Sister, do you know that when it’s placed in certain ~ahem~ ’areas’ it can give life?"
And the Nun looked and at him and said "WELL STICK IT UP THIS CAMELS ASS AND LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!"
Reply #193 from JoeUser Forums Top
Man, am I pleased to hear you're home, Elie. I hope you come charging back here with a revengence and put all these rebrobates in their places LOL

BTW Loved the limericks, everyone.
Reply #194 from JoeUser Forums Top
I hope you come charging back here with a revengence and put all these rebrobates in their places


Yes! We're running riot here!    
Reply #195 from JoeUser Forums Top
Snow (hey Oh)
(Red Hot Chili Peppers)


That song is very catchy...now that I read the lyrics it's stuck in my head again.

~Zoo
Reply #196 from JoeUser Forums Top
"You fucking liar," the testicals said. "You always get in and leave us outside."


What a prick.


Great, now there is diet coke spewed all over my computer screen. I could've used a warning.


Elie: Still sending positive thoughts and prayers in your direction -- and eagerly awaiting your return!
Reply #197 from JoeUser Forums Top
A penis said to the testicals, "We’re going to a party!"
"You fucking liar," the testicals said. "You always get in and leave us outside."

Nice short penis joke.

Turned out the party was a disappointment anyway because the penis was:

a. Performing the Flaccido Domingo
b. Not rising to the level of an impeachable offense
c. Disappointing Miss Daisy
d. Having Ascension Deficit Disorder
e. Acting like a Less-than-Magic Johnson
f. All Doled up with nowhere to go
Reply #198 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nothing pithy to add right now except....

GET STRONGER ELIE.

Reply #199 from JoeUser Forums Top
UPDATE: I spoke with Elie briefly yesterday. Very briefly. He's still awful sick, folks, bedridden and weak, so please please keep those thoughts and prayers going. It grieves me to hear him sound so bad...we need to channel some positive energy his way.

Thanks,

S.


Is there an addy we can mail a card to now that he's out of the hospital?
Reply #200 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hang in there Elie. We miss ya man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a police car?

The elephant has it's trunk in the front and asshole in the back.