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JOE USER IS FOR PANSY-A** WHINY WEAKLINGS

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JOE USER IS FOR PANSY-A** WHINY WEAKLINGS

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Apparently the best way to get some 300 posts ala TheGuyPC is to insult everyone. So in that case I'm hear to state my bitter hatred for Joe User and everyone who uses it in hopes that it brings me straight to the top of the Joe's Top Ten. So defend this hell-hole that is Joe User. Shower me with your angry reactions. It will take at 100 responses from each of you for me to understand what you're saying so you better get writing.

you all suck,
-sus
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Reply #76 from JoeUser Forums Top
I be the Capt'n ere!


Ah Me forgets ye been promoted wi ye own ship Capt'n Guy! What be ta name o this ere bucket then? (we need a list of who is who and wha they be doin - i be gettin orribly lost!)
Reply #77 from JoeUser Forums Top

Ize be good in de kitchen too!!

Ye be better as our Nurse as many dont know about precautions, if ye know what I mean!  Mate TOG has got a bad case of the creepy crawlies!

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Reply #78 from JoeUser Forums Top
this makes my ass hurt. Obviously, I'm a true JoeUser loser.

Far too many things make my ass hurt, but this especially brings some pain to it.
I sureely can be of elp to em then, when no one is takin ill, Ize be good in de kitchen too!!

Praise the lord! I was worried I was going to be slit gill to gill for my lack of cooking ability.


Jeez... This thread is still going? Amazing

My thoughts exactly. Apparently talking about pirates is the magic recipe for post counts. Why it took me so long to discover that...I may never know.

I recently heard Bono, Sting and Lucinda Williams are putting together an album of traditional pirate ballads. So at least we'll have a sountrack for our pillaging and plundering....in that order.

Thanks for the Love all,
Sus
Reply #79 from JoeUser Forums Top
I recently heard Bono, Sting and Lucinda Williams are putting together an album of traditional pirate ballads.


An official song? Aye, that be good for the men to sing along!
Reply #80 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah, check it out:

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Reply #81 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ye be better as our Nurse as many dont know about precautions, if ye know what I mean! Mate TOG has got a bad case of the creepy crawlies!


Ay ay Captin! I surely git yor drift....I'll git busy wid da hot boiling water and lye soap, ain't gots no fancy soap for them thar critters that be crawling through the beds and beards!
Reply #82 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll git busy wid da hot boiling water and lye soap, ain't gots no fancy soap for them thar critters that be crawling through the beds and beards!


Lye be best! It takes care of them, and reminds the bather about 'pree-kawshuns'.
Reply #83 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lye be best! It takes care of them, and reminds the bather about 'pree-kawshuns'.


ha ha ha....i wish some pretty young wench would crawl through my beard and into my bed.
Reply #84 from JoeUser Forums Top
'pree-kawshuns'


love the spelling doc! can really hear you saying it!

I see capt starkers be in trouble, is it wi' ta law i wander, did he break ta court order not ta interfer in his daughters life? His ship be docked and rotting now, all ta rum be spilled on ta decks from all ta partyin' be rotting 'em timbers!

ta crew be leavin an' abandonin ship like ta rats they ar'!

I be missin ta good laff ta capt be givin me each day!

Reply #85 from JoeUser Forums Top
ta crew be leavin an' abandonin ship like ta rats they ar'!


Ahhhhaaaaaahaaaaa
aye, and rats that are sick wid disease!! so foul and sick that ye can be smellin dem men a mile away, and the rats wilt be smellin foul soon too! them thar men ate some of de rats! and some of de rats is eatin on the dead bodies dat float in the purtrid waters around the vessel!

best if we could go and burnt the ship down and try to stem the tide of disease!