Suspeckted

JOE USER IS FOR PANSY-A** WHINY WEAKLINGS

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JOE USER IS FOR PANSY-A** WHINY WEAKLINGS

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Apparently the best way to get some 300 posts ala TheGuyPC is to insult everyone. So in that case I'm hear to state my bitter hatred for Joe User and everyone who uses it in hopes that it brings me straight to the top of the Joe's Top Ten. So defend this hell-hole that is Joe User. Shower me with your angry reactions. It will take at 100 responses from each of you for me to understand what you're saying so you better get writing.

you all suck,
-sus
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
The winds are blowin the sails so hard we're gonna be all thrown into the foamy sea!

Can I go down below and care for the wee lil dog that is so sweet? I lost me babes many years ago...
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
And there'll be no whore for you tonight Mr Guy!


I Picked your number well! You are a hard taskmaster! Arrggg! Glad I got me private stash!
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Can I go down below and care for the wee lil dog that is so sweet? I lost me babes many years ago...


Capt'n! We got a nurse! Be sure the mates treat her well and allow her to treat pour Gid who has had a bit too much Grog!

As first mate, I tell ye mates. Treat the nurse well! Or you be answering to my blade! And Gid will forget your grog rations!

Arrggg!
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
Can I go down below and care for the wee lil dog that is so sweet?


Aye good nurse, take care of the wee pooch, but be not spoiling him now or his bite become too soft! An any of these here filthy scum that call themselves sailors gives yer any lip yer ta put the pooch on them!
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
Seems to me capt'n stark be stuck on PC guys ship, Dr guy, would yer do the honors an let im knows we all be here now? *pass Doc another keg of rum* I'll be in a better mood now, so ' s yer can have yer rum.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm just here for the mojitos.
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aye good nurse, take care of the wee pooch, but be not spoiling him now or his bite become too soft!


Aye aye Mistress Jenny, I'll scurry down the hatch with the wee one and train him well too. No spoilin him though!

As first mate, I tell ye mates. Treat the nurse well! Or you be answering to my blade! And Gid will forget your grog rations!

Arrggg!



Thank ye first mate! I won't make yer sorry ye recognized me and let me be tending those that are taken ill. This wench is mightily grateful!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Seems to me capt'n stark be stuck on PC guys ship, Dr guy, would yer do the honors an let im knows we all be here now? *pass Doc another keg of rum* I'll be in a better mood now, so ' s yer can have yer rum.


I be attempting, but he has his Wife and he be AWOL. Upon his return, I have informed him of the fleet (2 ships now). But in the interim, I Be the Capt'n! But I will rule as he has. Just keep those cat o 9 tails off me back, and I will ne'er interfering.

Carry on mates! And for now, Mate Gid is in charge of the rum! Speaking of which, I have to go get my share.
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm just here for the mojitos.


Fear not! Sir Gid is good at acquiring it! He has kept us well stocked since Boro Boro!
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thank ye first mate! I won't make yer sorry ye recognized me and let me be tending those that are taken ill. This wench is mightily grateful


We chose well our crew, that we do! fear not the mates. Mistress jenifer and Lil Whip have them well in tow! And until Capt'n Starkers returns from his shore leave, I will make sure that none take ill of the nurse.

Beside, I think Second mate Gid may need some nursing as well! He been hitting the Grog a little hard.

Yea, I have promoted him! I need a second, and Fuzzy has gone awol.
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Best Hijacked Thread Ever!
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top

Best Hijacked Thread Ever!

I want meat!  Where be my meat!

Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
This recalls one of my first couple blogs "I'm starting a pirate crew." Everyone on JU took up a position on the ship and we were in search of lots of....err......BOOTY!

I'll call a mutiny if these Grog rations continue...man can only survive with adequate Grog dosage. I say we have as much Grog as we can stand and then take on the crew at Blogspot.com and steal their Grog not if, but when, we run out!

YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
I want meat! Where be my meat!
Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top
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#40 by Suspeckted


I'll call a mutiny if these Grog rations continue


Aye capt'n Guy me thinks we ave a troublemaker on board, what would ye have me do to him? Whip him, keel haul im, or drown im in the rum? aaaargh!
Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top
what would ye have me do to him? Whip him, keel haul im, or drown im in the rum?


Drown im in Rum! That will make him appy, and you diabolical!
Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
Drown im in Rum!


Aye capt'n I'll be hanging im by his big toe and dippin is head into the barrel.

and you diabolical

If ye be wanting me to be devilishly wicked ye need jus say so! No need for da fancy speak on this ere ship, these good fer nothin sailors wouldna 'preciate it none. Theys just appreciating the whores and wine! sphwet!

How many days we be sitting at anchor afore we set sail for yonder islands? The lads be getting too much o good times, me thinks. sphwet *spittin in disgust*
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top
If ye be wanting me to be devilishly wicked ye need jus say so!


Arrggg! I have to remember that ye like it in plain Queens English! Say no more.

How many days we be sitting at anchor afore we set sail for yonder islands?


I say cast off in the morn! Captn Starkers will bring along the other boat soon enough. Once the Rum stores that Mate Gideon stole from that boat are replenished!

Now where be my Cheese andwich Sus?
Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
I say we have as much Grog as we can stand and then take on the crew at Blogspot.com and steal their Grog not if, but when, we run out!


If they's gonna be partakin of all the grog theys can stand there'll be too many to care for! Aye! me thinks that the wee little doggie and me best goes ashore and look for a proper home to bed down in. ahhh don wan no drunken sailors to try to clean up afterwards.

Comere lil doggie, we'll go find some pork chops for supper and if they be all sober when we come back, then we sail wid em!
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top
Comere lil doggie, we'll go find some pork chops for supper and if they be all sober when we come back, then we sail wid em!


Aye Nurse , ye be doin that, twill be one less worry lookin after ye! Be sure an bring the pooch back efore we sail at dawn! We be needing im to yap at Bosun Gids heels! And ye for nursing them rascals as calls emselves sailors! Be on wid ye an ave a good night!
Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
We be needing im to yap at Bosun Gids heels!


Aye, yea, that be the only reason Gid does not stay in the wenches quarters all day!

We will be well nurse. Well enough to set sail! To Stardock we be headin! For their technology! Set sail at 6am! We be off!
Reply #48 from JoeUser Forums Top
I say we set raiding parties to other sites, where we steal all the wimmins and take there rum
We kill all the other men and feed them to the sharks, Then with all the new ships we have a fleet to be reckoned with, then we start raiding other countries, soon we will own the world where the only rule will be, EVERYONE GETS ALONG!
Reply #49 from JoeUser Forums Top
We kill all the other men and feed them to the sharks, Then with all the new ships we have a fleet to be reckoned with, then we start raiding other countries, soon we will own the world where the only rule will be, EVERYONE GETS ALONG!


That be a good plan! But first we have to get the Magical technology from Stardock. Then we can rule the world! And have our way with wine, women and song (except the crew of course me ladies!)
Reply #50 from JoeUser Forums Top
I say we set raiding parties to other sites, where we steal all the wimmins and take there rum


That is so sweet! A man after my own heart!