JOE USER IS FOR PANSY-A** WHINY WEAKLINGS

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Apparently the best way to get some 300 posts ala TheGuyPC is to insult everyone. So in that case I'm hear to state my bitter hatred for Joe User and everyone who uses it in hopes that it brings me straight to the top of the Joe's Top Ten. So defend this hell-hole that is Joe User. Shower me with your angry reactions. It will take at 100 responses from each of you for me to understand what you're saying so you better get writing.

you all suck,
-sus
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Meh, whatever, I'm only ever here for your poetry. But at least you finally got me to comment

~Mack
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrg, Me thinks Capt'n Starkers may want to Shanghai ye and throw ye in the galley to cook for us!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrg, Me thinks Capt'n Starkers may want to Shanghai ye and throw ye in the galley to cook for us!


Aye, tis true, we needs a new cook, e can clean too! Wash me clothes an all!. Step up Capt'n Starkers, I believes I have me next stripping of flesh due, this here man? will do! *pours Dr Guy another goblet of rum!*
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Alrite pansy a** whiny weakling,ur on joe user too,but this aint no hate msg,I LOVE YOU,hehehehehehe
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Umm...I'll just comment for the hell of it...I'm too tired to think of anything witty right now.

~Zoo
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm all for gratuitous postings. I'm user three hundred fourty something and can use all the points I can get!

Arr, is there any rum to be had?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Arr, is there any rum to be had?

There be a mutiny if we ran out of rum!

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
well for once we agree sus ,masybe this is the second time.

Joeusers sucks, anyone that writes here is an idiot, Me included.

Buncha losers, get a life all you jokeusers!


{how my doin? sus?}
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
no comment
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I seem to always get stuck with the losers of the world, I figured I'd fit right in with JU. But because everyone here is a loser, including me, you won't get another post from me.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrg, Me thinks Capt'n Starkers may want to Shanghai ye and throw ye in the galley to cook for us!

Booyah! I hope everyone like grilled cheese!
{how my doin? sus?}

Great now that I've just been given a new job as cook for JU.
you won't get another post from me

That's because you're a pansy-a**-whiny-weakling! Hurry back and defend your masculinity!
Arr, is there any rum to be had?

Free Mojito with every post!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arr, is there any rum to be had?

Free Mojito with every post!


Then fill me up!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
poetry guy puts it all out front. ha.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrrgh, mateys! This be a better ship than TheGuyPC's anyway! And the rum supply hasn't been tapped out. Besides, two ships are better'n one!
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
(the cabin boys would get too damned sore without 'em.)


Mistress Jennifer be whippin them as touches them thar cabin boys! My cat o 9 tails is screaming for flesh . Makes sure ye be keeping up with the ship LW, ta men needs dem wimen!
Booyah! I hope everyone like grilled cheese!



Ye 'll not be cookin no grille dcheese til capt'n starkers as ye approved! tis my whip ye'll be eating else.

And the rum supply hasn't been tapped out


That be cos ye was drinking all the rum down below decks, ye almost got swung on the yard arm for it bosun Macleish!

Aye there be 3 ships on the go now lads!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
this makes my ass hurt. Obviously, I'm a true JoeUser loser.

Johnny
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Arrrgh, mateys! This be a better ship than TheGuyPC's anyway! And the rum supply hasn't been tapped out. Besides, two ships are better'n one!


Arrg, The Gid be a wise man, that he be.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
#16 by jennifer1


Me thinks the lash has gone to Mistress Jenny's head. She appears to enjoy it too much.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's because you're a pansy-a**-whiny-weakling! Hurry back and defend your masculinity!


Dam you got me to post again.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
She appears to enjoy it too much


aye that she does me fine matey! that she does!
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Insolent curs will have this dog set upon them too!

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Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
That be cos ye was drinking all the rum down below decks, ye almost got swung on the yard arm for it bosun Macleish!


Me job is to ensure the rum supply stays fresh and fit for the men, as do the wenches! And it's a job I do well! There'll be no yardarms for MacLeish, nor for his company of booze swilling, womanizing mates!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top

Arrrgh, mateys! This be a better ship than TheGuyPC's anyway!

Arrr!  You sre right!  And this one will get points.  (his was made as a forum post, not an article, so he doesn't get points for it...)

Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
(his was made as a forum post, not an article, so he doesn't get points for it...)


That be ye answer Jenny-o-nine-tails.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
That be ye answer Jenny-o-nine-tails


I finally understand!!!!..............Why you not say before you dang fool! *takes away your barrel of rum fer the night* And there'll be no whore for you tonight Mr Guy!

Ye hear that LW, ye sees him sniffing round yer gals tonight - yer kick him in the dongas and send him packin if ya please.