Master Yoda, After a long absence I'm back in the fold. Let me say wow!! I'm stunned by how far things have moved since I left unexpectedly. Moff Tarkin :)
Moff Tarkin
Ah now if someone could recruit enough "volunteers" in cheap ships to soak up all those missles, the MWC boys could run out of bullets in a long fight and be vulnerable... ;)
Okay have a question. In the metaverse galatic map does anyone know how it figures what percentage of the galaxy someone owns?
Hmmm Yoda = Leprechauns = pot of gold = this we must investigate. :)
Evil not I, Qui-Jon watch would I and that Kenobi guy too. I've heard reports of him telling the truth to a "degree or perspective" ;) Also Kenobi likes to engage in barroom brawls and cut folks arms off with his lightsaber and leave us in DIS to clean up the mess. :)
Yes very neat it is.
Okay Pontius which did you like better the original or extended verion of LOTR??
Oh yes do continue these, Gerrakken wonderful storytelling. Makes me want to take back calling you a Bothan Spy on our thread....naaaahhh ;) Keep up the great work guys...look forward to reading more from everybody.
Did ya see those furry little Hobbits have bumped the pirate boys from number 1
Yeah the green is a bit hurtful on the forum page.
So Master Yoda is there going to be a page that shows where everyone is ranked in the Jedi Republic?? Just wondering.... :) I also appreciate the work that you do, creating the webpage and forums. Tarkin
Master Yoda, We here at DIS, feel that the galaxy needs the Republic to built a Galactic wonder. It would display the prowess of the Republic and inspire fea...umm I mean Awe. I propose we build a station the size of a small moon. This station would have wonderful cultural attractions and the finest schools the Jedi could provide. It could travel the galaxy for all to see and I'm sure the folks would flock to our way, the way of good and rightousness. Tarkin Director Im
Qui-Gon be on the lookout for that sneak Bothan Gerrakkan, he seems to be everywhere, filming the Jedi's most embarrassing moments. Tarkin Director of Imperial Security "Why do you need privacy, you trying to hide something from the Republic??"
Welcome to the Republic, Daravain.
From: Director of Imperial Security TO: Master Yoda Sir the dirty little Bothan spy Gerakken managed to evade agents of Imperial Security today. If you allow us to start detaining suspected Bothans in widespread sweeps I'm sure that we can catch the sneaky little Bas...umm Bothan. Otherwise we can't be held responsible for umm embarrassing video releases such as the crushed starfighter. Luckily we were able to supress the footage of you in that steel bikini that Jabba sent you, f
Hey Barry welcome to the galaxy. I like your empire's symbol and that's a pretty nice website too. :)
Ahhh down the slippery slope you slide Qui-Gon. Next you'll notice that you have started dressing in all black and have a mechanical hand. :SURPRISED:
Okay finally finshed chasing the thread and got here. I like the new name and logo a lot, great job to all who worked on it. :)
I bet if we offered free sheep with each membership, we'd get a couple of Anzacs. ;)
Why wouldn't we hire him?? I mean he has experience with successful empires and we need men of candor like him on our side. We are still looking for that wonderful "journalist" from the NY Times to add to our staff.
Meanwhile back at the daily Ministry of Information Brief.....the minister reports "There are no G.R.O.S.S. soldiers at the spaceport!" "Today we slaughtered them in the spaceport. They are out of Fogman Starnational Spaceport." "They (G.R.O.S.S.) are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone." (Unwittingly complimenting them) "You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Republic checkpoints. Everything is okay."<
Republic News Network (RNN)... The War Room was rocked today by a sneak attack on the Chancelor. Chancelor Fogman is recovering from Severe Carpet Burns over 50% of his body. The burns appear to have been inflicted by wool flying at a high rate of speed. The Department of Imperial...Umm Homeland Security reports the suspension of all rights of Sheep Herders and that once rounded up they will all be sent to a warm sunny location for "interogation". More news later. :)
Hmmm if we create a Clone Monkey Army then we will be able to steal all of the Anzac's sheep and bring them to their knees ;)
Geez, I go to work for a few hours and the next thing I know I'm stuck in a war!!
Wombat, Everything that has transpired has done so according to our design..... ...you are walking into a trap. As is your fleet of Sheep. Join us it is your destiny. :)