If the republicans win the White House,
someone in the republican establishment back room will say,
"Those are our deficits now".

Is the establishment using reverse psychology
to get what they really want?
They are the smartest among us.

Do you want the same old same old?
If not there is only one candidate.

Could we build the wall out of waffle irons?

How modern governments assess and solve problems.
"If it feels dumb, do it"

Die hard review July 15, 1988 Roger Ebert.

Here is my review, one of the greatest movies ever made.

How the world works:
Pretty darn good 18 years ago.
People who don't understand the world
think it is working good today.

I believe we live in a hollow gram,
controlled by the hollow gram controller
who just humors us and lets us think we
have it figured out.

Our financial evolution:
Mortgage backed securities = TNT
Default credit swaps = Rocket fuel
Low interest rates = fission
Stimulus package = fusion
Quantitative easing = Dilithium crystals
Negative Interest rates = Antimatter
Restricted withdrawals = Magnetic bottle
Next new financial instrument = We are at Alpha Centauri
Disclaimer:The preceding was a joke.

Windows
Action center
maintenance section
maintenance settings
"Check box checked by default
Allow scheduled maintenance to wake up my computer at the scheduled time"
It will wake the computer when ever it wants from sleep or hibernation
and override power settings.
It will also run down your laptop battery.
You can uncheck this if you want to.

"How Far Can We Go? Limits of Humanity."

Carl Sagan said we could navigate the known
universe in one life time thanks to the
Theory of Special Relativity.

Sen. Sessions: Election offers a simple choice

Cartoon Hillary for President

The new smart phone diaper.
It tells you when to stop raising taxes
and when your diaper is full.

If you have a Wi-Fi problem.
Delete your Internet explorer files in Internet options.
Only connect manually after the computer is done loading,
only disconnect manually before shut down.
Do not connect or disconnect automatically.

I recommend Wings 3D version 0.98.32a
To fix the bugs in this version,
Every time you close this program,
go to application data wings folder and open the
wings preferences file,
delete the recent files list line from the preferences file
and save the file. Do this every time you close the wings program.
This has been today's update.

If you need more Wi-Fi range put an external USB antenna on the computer.
ASUS makes a good one. Install the software close the ASUS utility
each time you start the computer and connect manually using the windows utility.

Remember, you need two computers,
one to update and one to cover it up with.

At least read/hear the message before shooting the messenger

However, if the messenger is Microsoft trying to update your PC to Windows 10 against your wishes, shoot first, ask questions later.

In the universe where I live the U.S. economy
went into the toilet September 1991
and came out in 1997.

In the universe I live, my economy never ever came out of the toilet.

I even flushed a few times in the hope I'd freshen things up some,

but that served only to whittle away my funds way even faster

Beware of online stores that pull 20 MB out of your computer
while you are shopping.
It tends to slow down your shopping experience
and bring it to an end.

I tried 5GHz Wi-Fi for four months
in that time it fried the 5GHz end of the router
and the antenna on the computer.
Now I just use 2.4GHz and have no problem.

I am beware of online anything... shoot, a lot of porn sites are safer than many we are supposed to trust

US citizens are people too.

If you have a universe in a box on your coffee table
and you are outside the box,
you are in superposition.