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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3776 Top

I came from the Orion Nebula,
I drove 800 miles a day for 27 billion years
to visit Earth.
When I got hear I looked back and noticed
that I left the porch light on and now I
am wasting electricity.

Reply #3779 Top

I will now explain how both presidential candidates policies
will affect Mark Cuban.
Neither of the presidential candidates policies will have
any major affect on Mark Cuban's life.

Reply #3780 Top

I sayed it before...if it ain't fix...no broke it.

Reply #3781 Top

Just one example of federal tax paid
by someone who flies a private jet in the US.
Federal jet fuel excise tax .219 per gallon
Embraer Legacy 600 Business jet
Max fuel capacity: 2,765 gallons
$605.53 federal tax per tank full.
There are federal taxes on a wide variety
of goods.You don't have to even have an income
to pay federal taxes.

Reply #3782 Top

Absolute, Categorical Lie.
"I will not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000.” —Hillary
Beer tax
Soda tax
Candy tax
Potato chip tax
Ice cream tax
Sugar tax
Hot dog tax
Fast food tax
Cookie tax
Chocolate tax
coffee tax
starbucks tax
Fat tax
You are over weight tax
You are under weight tax
French fry tax
Fried chicken tax
Pancake tax
Syrup tax
Ketchup tax
Pop corn tax
Butter tax
Wrong hair cut tax
Hard liquor tax
Pot tax
Wine tax
You don't exercise enough tax
You watch to much TV tax
Movie tax
Golf tax
Pain reliever tax
You live on Mars tax
This list goes on forever and that is the truth.

Reply #3783 Top

Who pays more taxes,
all combined employees of Hillary Clinton,
all combined employees of Bernie Sanders or
all combined employees of Donald Trump?

Reply #3784 Top

I like a good ribeye steak with out the balloons.

Reply #3785 Top

Prepare now for the US election anticlimax and your post election depression.
There are only a few thrills left.

Reply #3786 Top

As a percentage from 0% to 100%,
how sure are you in what you believe?

Reply #3787 Top

Lets say you have a cone shaped object.
Inside the object white paint on the big end and solar panels on
the rest of the inside to absorb photons and generate electricity.
Now you turn on a light bulb inside the object.
Wouldn't the object move through space in the
direction of the white end?
We had a vacuum bulb with a fan in it in science class.
The fan blades were white on one side and black on the other.
When light hit the fan it spun. The teacher said the white
reflects the light and the black absorbs the light and
that is why it spins.
How does the fan blade make sense, but it works.

Reply #3788 Top

If you drop the moon and a feather at the same time
in a vacuum 1000 feet above the earth's surface and the feather
is 10 feet from the moon when they are dropped,
which object will the feather hit first the moon or the earth?
If the feather hits the moon first which one will hit the earth first?

It is Relativistically realistic. :w00t:

Reply #3789 Top

The huffingtonpost talks all day about helping poor people.
But you can't watch videos on their site with a slow connection speed,
all it does is buffer,hypocrites.
You Tube figured it out and it works.

Reply #3790 Top

I don't know if there are hidden variables in quantum physics,
but there are where I live.

Reply #3791 Top

Definition of fascism for Students
: a political system headed by a dictator in which the government
controls business and labor and opposition is not permitted

Definition of capitalism for Students
: a system under which the ownership of land and wealth is
for the most part in the hands of private individuals

Reply #3793 Top

An alien from another galaxy walks into a bar and
asks the bar tender "what do all the humans on earth do?"
The bar tender answers "We all work together as a team to achieve
the same goal and because we work as a team we will achieve that goal."

Reply #3794 Top

Are the laws of physics the same in two space capsules
traveling at different uniform velocities?

Reply #3795 Top

If reality changes every day is there a reality?

Reply #3797 Top

Here is my latest observation,

Now more and more web sites are exhibiting a new behavior.

Lets say you open a web page and read it for five minutes,

to read the page you downloaded 9 megabytes of data

and uploaded 4.5 megabytes of data.

A year ago it was rare but now it happens all over the web.

What is being uploaded? It use to be a much smaller upload

talking to the site.

Part of it is ad behavior but it happens to an extent 

even if you block the ads on some sites.

 

Reply #3798 Top

The last time I got an X-ray I had to sign a waiver

that said among other things that "it is not an exact science".

 

Reply #3800 Top

Are you a misogynist if you didn't endorse Marine Le Pen?