Polls to check out.

Making the robot woman of the future as real as possible.
It should come with,
"get it over with" recording and divorce software.

Is going broke safe?

All they talk about is the national debt,
why aren't they talking about John Kasich?
Why didn't they pay back the social security fund
when they had a surplus?
Is Chris Christie going to jail the people
who stole the social security fund and confiscate
their net worth to pay it back?

If you don't drink the spiked punch
you won't have a hangover after the party.

Test:
What will the high temperature be on January-9-2016
in New York, Phoenix, and Boise?
You have one week from today to submit your answer,
all three must be correct,margin for error
plus or minus 1/100 of a degree Fahrenheit.

When traveling at a high rate of speed
don't forget length contraction which is
also distance contraction.
Close but no cigar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYv5GsXEf1o&feature=youtu.be

private sector job creation chart

Can you vet children who won't be born until the year 2021?
Can the children bring their clocks to the governor's house to show him or her?

Ok, I believe you,
the Earth is flat.

Hair of the dog.

WORDS TO LIVE BY.....
 
 
Most useless thing to do ...Worry
Greatest Joy..........Giving
Greatest loss....Loss of self-respect
Most satisfying work..Helping others
Ugliest personality trait...Selfishness
Most endangered species.Dedicated leaders
Greatest "shot in the arm"....Encouragement
Greatest problem to overcome......Fear
Most effective sleeping pill...Peace of mind
Most crippling failure disease....Excuses
Most powerful force in life......Love
Most dangerous type of person..A gossiper
World's most incredible computer.The brain
Worst thing to be without.....Hope
Deadliest weapon......The tongue
Two most power-filled words......I Can
Greatest asset...........Faith
Most worthless emotion...Self-pity
Most prized possession......Integrity
Most beautiful attire.....A Smile
Greatest channel of communication..Prayer
Most contagious spirit...... Enthusiasm
Most important thing in life......"GOD"
Everyone needs this list to live by..

Walmart
"As of November 30, 2015, it has
a total of 11,598 stores in 28 countries."

Zen

Huckabee, Obama have huge night in Iowa-2008

Sorry to ruin your day,but
Obama to propose $10-a-barrel oil tax to fund rail and highway projects

Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz and John McCain have balls.

Trump seems to be very good at identifying the problems. 

You make payments and do banking with your phone.
Do you want it to stay secure?

If it feels good doesn't mean it's right; doing right doesn't always feel good. When you understand the difference, you'll know what to do. 

Scorched earth mode:
If you don't log in to your phone for 24 hours
the phone wipes it self.
The next time the phone is turned on a message
is displayed on the screen.
"sorry the data on this phone has been lost."

What fantasy different dimension protected bubble of frosted topping does
The Huffington Post live in?

I was a bit surprised when Mitt Romney endorsed Donald Trump for
president today.

The far right have been complaining for years about the federal deficit
and telling us we must balance the budget.
Yet, they don't want to get behind the one man
who not only could balance the budget,
but has balanced the budget.
He must not fit their 100 point litmus test.