Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy

Karma for best guesses...my personal belief is that he's jealous of Qu4r and all the attention he got from the devs...

Or he could just be really bored since all his buddies left to play EU 3 and Diablo 2...

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Grumpy because he doesn't like Rebellion balance and lack of new MP features - I thought it was obvious. Maybe not the most entertaining guess, but I'd say it's the most accurate!

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hes grumpy because StarClad doesn't listen to balance suggestions and can't seem to figure out how to properly balance Vasari Rebels or really anything else.

 

also its george bush's fault

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He's grumpy because bio-lenin has been dead for almost a century, meaning that mecha-lenin doesn't have anyone to change his oil anymore and he really needs an oil change.

Option 2: Green stars.

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Quoting Nightraid3r, reply 2
hes grumpy because StarClad doesn't listen to balance suggestions and can't seem to figure out how to properly balance Vasari Rebels or really anything else.

You took it too seriously...see now, Volt knows how it's done:

Quoting Volt_Cruelerz, reply 3
He's grumpy because bio-lenin has been dead for almost a century, meaning that mecha-lenin doesn't have anyone to change his oil anymore and he really needs an oil change.

I would give you karma, but:

Quoting Volt_Cruelerz, reply 3
Option 2: Green stars.

May you burn amongst the eternal flames of damnation...and may they be red, orange, white, and blue flames...

 

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 5
I would give you karma, but:

I think you just don't want Volt to get more Karma than you.  :P

As for mecha, well you know its a hard time to be a commie. Soviet Unions long dead, and China is at least as capitalist as it is communist now. Cuba's starting on the path of change (maybe). That just leaves North Korea, which no one is going to take much pride in...

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Quoting GoaFan77, reply 6
I think you just don't want Volt to get more Karma than you.

Nice to know you think soooo highly of me...maybe I should just make a new account "PuddingEater" that agrees with everything I say, thinks I'm the bomb, and gives me karma periodically....

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 7
Nice to know you think soooo highly of me...maybe I should just make a new account "PuddingEater" that agrees with everything I say, thinks I'm the bomb, and gives me karma periodically....

Nah, you're better than that Seleuceia. That's Sinperium who would do that. ;P

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lol

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Quoting GoaFan77, reply 8
Nah, you're better than that Seleuceia. That's Sinperium who would do that.

So that's why he's on the troll list and I'm not...I feel less bad about myself and my place in the universe now....

Still though...still....

 

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The fall of the Soviet Empire...he just hasn't been the same since.

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Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart...whoever wants it back has no brain....

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Well, we can always hope for the robot uprising and the mecha-communism that will inevitably follow.

:cylon:

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Quoting Seleuceia, reply 12
Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart...whoever wants it back has no brain....

So zombie's a commie?

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Quoting Volt_Cruelerz, reply 14
So zombie's a commie?

What is this, russian rap?  Silly white people....

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He's grumpy because Orkulus Rex is a harsh and unforgiving ruler, who will severely punish you for the slightest infraction.

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Quoting GoaFan77, reply 8

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 7Nice to know you think soooo highly of me...maybe I should just make a new account "PuddingEater" that agrees with everything I say, thinks I'm the bomb, and gives me karma periodically....

Nah, you're better than that Seleuceia. That's Sinperium who would do that.

Whaaaaaaaa!?

Hrmph...there is no negative karma button.

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Quoting Sinperium, reply 17
Hrmph...there is no negative karma button.

Thank goodness, lest I be at -1000...

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Quoting Tohron, reply 16
He's grumpy because Orkulus Rex is a harsh and unforgiving ruler, who will severely punish you for the slightest infraction.

 

Orkulus Rex gets his comeuppance in the third act, when he discovers Transcencia is not just his wife, but his mother. He then gouges out his enormous red eye with a halcyon carrier.

 

OT: ML is grumpy because he opened an untrustworthy email, infected his neural-net with the Flame virus (complete with audio mining), and now a bunch of russian hackers and nigerian bankers know that he whistles on the pot.

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Remember, Mecha-Lenin is from Bizarro World so we're the trolls and he's actually Bio-Lenin.

 

 

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Seleuceia?  A troll?  Nooooooo....

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I'm grumpy because this game is now unbalanced, noob friendly dota.

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You don't get points for answering questions about yourself Mecha, out you go!

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Why wouldn't I? There's no such rule in OP.

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Its just not fair. >:(

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Mecha, who let you out of the troll cage? I thought we locked you into the troll section of the forums.