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Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy

Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy

Karma for best guesses...my personal belief is that he's jealous of Qu4r and all the attention he got from the devs...

Or he could just be really bored since all his buddies left to play EU 3 and Diablo 2...

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Reply #51 Top

Gets popcorn :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:

Reply #52 Top

Poland has a worse track record than France.....For centuries it was just the plaything of the Russians, Swedes, and anyone who owned land near it. Periodically, some imperialist country would think "Hmm. Who's nearby and is easy to take over? Poland!" And then it would get conquered. And then someone would raise a fuss a decade later, and then Poland would be independent until it was invaded and taken over again.

Reply #53 Top

This sounds like really failed wednesdey open mic stand up comedy. Fat drunk truck drivers telling jokes.

You have went from "WTF bad" to WTF bad+cliche. You are epitome of fail.

 

Reply #54 Top

Glad to know I've joined Mecha's list of derps running around the forums. This means that I should obviously go get out of my mothers basement and get a real job, since obviously I'm failing at (insert job that can be performed from basement.) Then I can actually go outside, talk to someone face-to-face for the first time in a decade. After that, I'll get back into shape since I've spent years eating (insert stereotypical junk food.) I will then go to college,and be classified as retarded and solve physics problems in my head. After I've developed a Grand Unified Theory for all of science, I shall join  the football time as both coach and team captain, lead us to an inspiring victory over whoever is the current big football favorite, and win a series of trophies for my school. I will then become homeless, get a job due to some sap pitying me, and then rise to become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and become a trillionare. I will found several charities out of my own pocket and live in Africa amongst the poor and disease ridden to get a sense of perspective. After that, I will run for president, get elected, and personally deliver each and every American the joys of apple pie and turkey with stuffing. Then I will retire to a small town in Kentucky and run a small nostalgic grocery shop that earns the loyalty of countless young and photogenic children. I shall then die at a ripe old age, surrounded by my insanely large and happy family, with a smile on my face.

 

Is that enough cliche for you, Lenin?

Reply #55 Top

tl;dr

you didn't join anything, you're not worth my time

Reply #56 Top

He meant to say worthy of his Troll Time.

Reply #58 Top

So. did we rule out oversized advent ship anal sex toys yet?

Reply #59 Top

Maybe it's just that time of the month for Mecha....

Quoting Pbhead, reply 59
So. did we rule out oversized advent ship anal sex toys yet?

I hear the radiance is a good one to try for beginners...smooth and slender....

Reply #60 Top

Quoting OddskiBoddski, reply 55
Glad to know I've joined Mecha's list of derps running around the forums. This means that I should obviously go get out of my mothers basement and get a real job, since obviously I'm failing at (insert job that can be performed from basement.) Then I can actually go outside, talk to someone face-to-face for the first time in a decade. After that, I'll get back into shape since I've spent years eating (insert stereotypical junk food.) I will then go to college,and be classified as retarded and solve physics problems in my head. After I've developed a Grand Unified Theory for all of science, I shall join  the football time as both coach and team captain, lead us to an inspiring victory over whoever is the current big football favorite, and win a series of trophies for my school. I will then become homeless, get a job due to some sap pitying me, and then rise to become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and become a trillionare. I will found several charities out of my own pocket and live in Africa amongst the poor and disease ridden to get a sense of perspective. After that, I will run for president, get elected, and personally deliver each and every American the joys of apple pie and turkey with stuffing. Then I will retire to a small town in Kentucky and run a small nostalgic grocery shop that earns the loyalty of countless young and photogenic children. I shall then die at a ripe old age, surrounded by my insanely large and happy family, with a smile on my face.

 

Is that enough cliche for you, Lenin?

 

I don't think so....he's still breathing.

Reply #61 Top

ohh i got one! its R rated

 

mecha is grumpy because, when he woke up, he realized that there is (8==D) in his mouth, so he tried to take it out, but then it .... 8==D~ ~ all over

no homo

Reply #62 Top

Quoting axxo2, reply 62
no homo

Right.....

Reply #63 Top

lol i knew someone would get the wrong idea! get serious! no homo!

Reply #64 Top

It takes one to know one...

Wait, wrong cliche pun...

Reply #65 Top

Im so frustrated with sins and its community these days....

Reply #66 Top

Too much good-natured fun these days? Too much happiness and love of Rebellion?

Reply #67 Top

 

Quoting OddskiBoddski, reply 67
Too much good-natured fun these days? Too much happiness and love of Rebellion?

Thats not it.. as much as the same old troll post keep going on week after week. My biggest concern is re-playability of the game. It somehow feels the same as diplomacy esp since we have to crank down the settings for our quad cores to handle it

 

Im really sad..then ofcourse there is the annoying modders and trolls who are taking over my occupation.

 

Pls forgive me for my spelling and english.. i speak and write in 3 languages. 

Reply #68 Top

Quoting RiddleKing, reply 68
 


Quoting OddskiBoddski, reply 67Too much good-natured fun these days? Too much happiness and love of Rebellion?

Thats not it.. as much as the same old troll post keep going on week after week. My biggest concern is re-playability of the game. It somehow feels the same as diplomacy esp since we have to crank down the settings for our quad cores to handle it

 

Im really sad..then ofcourse there is the annoying modders and trolls who are taking over my occupation.

 

 

He feels his job is at stake. And we know what Obi-won said about feelings.

Reply #69 Top

Yes i know there the path to the dark side--or em i mistaken? Either way im doing my best to keep calm.

Reply #70 Top

Ah he said to trust your feelings. So, if you feel your losing your job, you probably are.

But stay calm.

Reply #71 Top

lol simon? out of all the pic's? why not go all the way and pick susan? 

Reply #72 Top

Quoting Seleuceia, reply 60
Maybe it's just that time of the month for Mecha....


Quoting Pbhead, reply 59So. did we rule out oversized advent ship anal sex toys yet?

I hear the radiance is a good one to try for beginners...smooth and slender....

Where did you hear that? Modding subforum?

Reply #73 Top

The best reason is that there is an entire thread about how he is expected to be grumpy where many players are grumpier than he. He has to live with the competition.

 

Reply #75 Top

Quoting LazarusToad, reply 75
Mormon Jesus!

 

Whaaa....?

Lenin, I await another "OMG OMG OMG WTF BAD TROLL CLICHE" from you for this.