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A speech to encourage those that have lost hope in War of Magic.

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A speech to encourage those that have lost hope in War of Magic.

from Elemental Forums

I was thinking about how many have spoken about losing faith in Stardock and specifically, Elemental War of Magic.  I tried to think of encouraging words, but I decided that instead of using my own words, I would adapt a famous speech from the past.  So, I have adapted the majestic Clark W. Griswold speech from Vacation when his family lost hope in Wally World.

"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten weeks from the fucking fun patch 1.3, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a game . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a Frog! Praise Frogboy!"

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Reply #51 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Admiral, reply 45
 

So all in all, ive still got no faith in Elemental: War of Magic ever being much fun, but I have hope that FE willl actually be one of the best 4x fantasy games I will have played.

FE isn't 4x from what I gather, it's a totally different game. It's what's got me worried because FE isn't just an improvement over EWOM, it's a totally different game. And so, when/if people slam v1.3, that's it' We're stuck with EWOM as the only current fantasy 4x and they'll put no more work in it.

Back to OP.. thanks for the try Xia.. sadly, faith in SD does not translate to faith in EWOM. I'm too far gone. Now, if EWOM 1.3 is actually fun (doubt it as I think it'd take at least 1.5 to add "fun" to the game), I may have a stroke due to surprisex_x

Reply #52 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Lord, reply 41
Haha. I am Athiest and anit-Drug, so my mind is only fogged by the possible genetic passing of mental illness from parents, one Bipolar and one Schizophrenic. That is how you make a Xia...

ROFL

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