A speech to encourage those that have lost hope in War of Magic.
I was thinking about how many have spoken about losing faith in Stardock and specifically, Elemental War of Magic. I tried to think of encouraging words, but I decided that instead of using my own words, I would adapt a famous speech from the past. So, I have adapted the majestic Clark W. Griswold speech from Vacation when his family lost hope in Wally World.
"I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten weeks from the fucking fun patch 1.3, and you wanna bail out! Well, I'll tell you something, this is no longer a game . . . it's a quest! It's a quest for fun! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our Goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-a-dee-doo-da out of your assholes! I've got to be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a Frog! Praise Frogboy!"