he farts dust
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Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
starkers is so old.... we beg him NOT to go starkers.
starkers is so old ... he farts T. Rex bones.
Doc is so old.... that when God said let there be light, he's the one who hit the switch.
RnD is so old... that when Doc hit the switch he found RnD standing there.
Uvah is so old... he was holding the candle so Doc could see to flick the switch.
But Doc is so old... he near sh!t when he saw how big the first dinosaur got. 
Doc is so old that when you ask what year he was born, he replies with...'Many moons have past'
Jafo is so old... when he sneezes his handkerchief is full of pyramid dust.
Starkers was so old when "Let there be light" was spoken, he said "Again?"
Lets face it...When he was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick." 
WebGizmos is so old.... he threw rotten apples at them when Cain and Abel wouldn't let him play hidey go seek with them.
Elvee is so old the candles on his birthday cake raised the earth's temperature by 3 degrees.
starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.
Doc is so old.... he loaned Moses the chisel to carve the Ten Commandments into the stone tablets.
But that's nothing....
Redneck Dude is so old.... he showed Adam and Eve where to find the fig leaves. 
Old????
Doc is so old.... it was his flatulence that fueled the first big bang 8000 light years earlier.
Old? Starkers wa ancient when the Grand Canyon was scratch in the ground.
Old?????
Doc is so old... his wrinkles have been collecting a pension since Sodom and Gomorrah, and an aphrodisiac arouses just his memory. 
Wizard1956 is so old... his first pet was a brontosaurus and he wore woolly underpants woven from mammoth fur.
Fuzzy Logic is so old... Friday night at the racetrack was a trip to the coliseum to watch the chariot races.
Jafo is so old... the land mass was called Gondwanaland when he was a lad, and he could walk to New Zealand.
Philly is so old.... Methuselah processed his pension claim.
Hankers is so old... he remembers the Ming Dynasty... just.
WOM is so old... he handed the cave painters their brushes.
Redneck Dude is so old... he remembers the first Ice Age and having to wear a peter heater to stop icicles forming on his dingle-dangle.
And just for a change...
Teddybearcholla is so old.... her first set of dentures were made by King tut's dentist.
K10w3 is so old... she copied her homework off Noah's missus and left graffiti in the toilets on the Ark.
IROKONESS is so old... she gave Cleopatra a good run for her money regarding the affections of Mark Anthony.
Starkers is so old he has hieroglyphs tattooed on his didey...
You guys are so old you all had to do a google search for old people jokes!
Giz is so old, when his girlfriend said "Hey Stevie, come upstairs and make love to me." Giz replied, "Now honey, you know I can't do both!"
RedneckDude is so old, it took Google 3 years to map all his wrinkles.
How do you know???
Fuzzy Logic is so old... his first omlette was made from a Pterodactyl egg and he wrestled Neanderthals in the WWF
DaveBax is so old... he was there when the wheel was invented and still wears loincloths made of sabertooth tiger skin.
Po` Smedley is so old... his first artwork was done on papyrus and he signed it in cuneiform with a quill from a dodo.
My turn...
Starkers is son old the first stars were pinpricks in his jammies.
WebGizmos is so old the web and the gizmo were sparkles in their daddy's eyes.
DrJBHL is so old Hippocrates used his bod as a template.
Jafo is so old the Earth was still regurgitatng itself.
DaveBax is so old old wasn't even invented yet.
RedneckDude is so old the D in DX was scratched in sand by a pollywog.
Wizard1956 is so old zero was a figment of somebodys imagination.
Jazzilady is so old walls were made of mud by the side of the Nile.
Island Dog is so old he predates cognitive thought.
RedneckDude is so old he thinks a thought process is some way to distill gin in his living room.
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