I have no idea why I'm doing this.

"In the last age of our world, the lands of Elemental were lush and filled with magic. Mighty civilizations flourished and man did not war. Until the arrival of the Titans.

Powerful beyond imagination, the Titans gathered all the world's magic and encased it within the Great Shards - crystals rooted to the heart of Elemental.

Soon the Titans battled for control of their creation. Wars raged onward, swelling into the legendary Cataclysm, which ripped across the land and shattered it. Everything was laid waste.

Now, from the splintered corners of the world, kings of Men have come forth, with the power to channel magic from the lost shards.

Life is slowly returning to our dying land. But only time will tell if these mighty kings brings forth salvation.. or our doom."

At least I think that's what you wanted.

Quoting Wintersong,

reply 2

Because you are a kind and gentle soul?
Here, have a   (lack of cookie smily, sorry).

Also, that thing looks like a mini-pizza, not a cookie.

Edit: Oh. It is a pizza. Well that explains a lot.

Edit: And thanks for the Karma. Not that it matters anymore. I seem to have lost about a metric ton of it somewhere.

Nah, it was Master Verga!

I always expect the woman to say at the end 'and it's called TOYS R US!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5JKRdtALcc