Banned for if the only letters you know are french....fortunately I know some Dutch ones as well

banned for  not using the Celtic alphabet

Banned for Git Doone the Nooh.... what a Scots farmhand used to say when he discovered us fooling around up in the hay loft.

In English.... Get Down There Now.

banned for not handing out the scotch

Banned 'cause I only know americanese, that hard enough. Other ones sound funny.

banned for not promoting shopping cart/motorcycle dancing

Banned for lowland dancing.... and geez, it ain't half hard kicking up yer legs while standing in the bog,

Banning myself for double posting.

banned for doubling down

Banned because I'm more a fan of Double Delights.... or Triple Decker Cheesecakes with cherries popped on top.

banned for cherry picking

Banned for the evolution of slime.... the direct result of procreation in the pond.

banned by the slime off my shoe

Banned for thinking you could go slip slidin' away in slime and get away with it... and buying new shoes won't get rid of the stench in your socks.

banned for introducing socks to the world

Banned for skating on thin ice

banned for thinning the ice

Banned for not being dripping wet... obviously I didn't thin the ice enough.

Banned for introducing icing without flavor.

Banned for wanting flavoured ice when you can't spell it in its traditional form.... like what have you Americans got against the letter U anyhow?

banned for wanting all about 'u'

Banned for U get no more thin ice to skate on.  No!  Next time it's straight in the drink with ya.

banned for trying to give me a drink

Banned for getting the wrong end of the stick.... I'll drink the drinks, you can practice breast stroke in the creek.

[and that doesn't mean stroking breasts 'in or out of the water']

banned for poor water sport