Banned for putting the cart before the horse... but is there a method to your madness?

Banned 'cause......its madness to your method. Git wit da program dude.

Banned for twisting words to suit yourself.... and there has always been a madness to everything I do... methodically or otherwise.

Oh... and banned cos I'm a bloke.

Banned for bloke impersonations.

Banned for walking the talk and talking the walk... instead, use the yellow pages and let your fingers do the walking.

EPIC BAN!

Banned for the half empty glass that was half full.  Stop messing with things, will ya?

banned for slopping it all over

Banned for slurping instead of sipping... and is that a puddle of pee I see before me, or did you just slop lemonade on the floor?

Frustration Ban!

Banned for letting your emotions get the better of you... besides, frustrations is just a state of mind and can be overcome with some cheesecake and ice cream.

Banned for not cleaning up your mess.

Banned for even saying that.... cos my mess needs documenting for posterity because of its epic proportions

banned for epicness

Banned for not rolling the cameras to capture the epic.

Banned for binge-ing on CC. Ha! 

Banned for you can't say no to CC's.... or to a roll in the hay with a long tall cocktail.

banned for big and tall

Banned for short and thick does the trick, long and thin.... has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Banned for rounding walls and getting hit in the eye with a headlight.

Banned for the headlights were dazzling.... but nice to look at just the same

banned for being dazed and confused

Banned for the juice from your lemon runs down your leg, leg leg.......

Banned for any reason a reasonable or unreasonable or any facsimile thereof can come up with in thirty letters or more. Depending on how many you know.