banned for muddying the waters

banned for getting mud on my shoes

banned for making me clean house

Banned for making it necessary to clean house.... should clean up as you go... rather than leave it 6 months at a time.

banned for not mentioning this to the rest of the family

Banned for not introducing them.... have I got some stories to tell them about you.

banned for story telling

Banned for story books... but only looking at the pictures

banned for Pictionary 

Banned for having all the answer but not knowing the questions.

banned for 42

Banned for being only halfway there

Banned for numbering without knowing why.

banned by the whys and the whats

Banned for omitting the who when and where.

Banned by the numbers 12 and 16 and the letter A.  This announcement was brought to you by the letters F and O.

banned for missing the U

Banned for U are not the alphabet master

karate ban

Banned for the Chinese martial artist who ended up with all his front teeth knocked out by some namchucks that came flying out of nowhere.... "What kung fu that?"

banned for using emotes

banned for claiming support when you're just a troll

Banned for supporting trolls who engage typing finger before putting brain into gear.

Banned for the great disconnect.

banned for staying connected