Banned for needing to chill out. Frowning causes way more wrinkles than smiles. 

banned for cooling off

Banned for I see frappucino in my future. And I can't wait. 

Banned for the future must be waited for.... you can't have tomorrow today and you can't have next week's frappucino at the cafe yesterday.

banned for cafes

Banned for not ordering the sausages and mash.... the cafe does 'em brilliantly

Banned for reminding me of my fave meal which at anytime, is breakfast.  Always has been.   Meat is not so much in my diet but the odd Steak and Eggs, Sausages and pancakes... oh my

Banned for liking sausage before breakfast.....

Banned for putting it out there. 

banned for cheeky comments

Banned for I love dimples. 

Banned for love is something one should not give lightly... and I shall inform Dimples of your feelings.

Banned for one can love as much of "something" as one wants.   But, give it a name, like Dimples for example... and poof, your involved.   no?

Banned for getting Dimples hopes up.... he was hoping to get into a beautiful relationship until I told him your hubby was 7 foot tall, built like a brick outhouse and as mean as a grizzly bear with a boil on its bum.

banned for shorting the story

Banned for not informing me he's 7 foot two.... and for reminding me I forgot to remember his fists the size of dinner plates and the size 20 boots.

Banned for being kind. I nicked him Popeye when we first met. Those forearms... 

banned for forearms

Banned for anybody with fourarms has to be a great wrestler... he'd be able to tie an opponent in knots with one set and beat him about the jowles with the other.

Alternatively, he cold hold up a dirty book AND do the 'other' all at the same time.  Yeah, I know, banned for thinking of that.

Hehe, bet I wasn't the only teenager who wished he'd had a second pair of hands.... so I do my chores faster and get outside with my mates

banned for going outside for that

Banned for is there anywhere else? 

Banned for thinking my mates and I held competitions to see who could shoot the farthest.

Banned for advocating it so you could check out the satellite pictures.... and geez, weren't they clear, given how far up in space the camera was. 

Banned for soon enuf the moon will be a pit stop in the fast flying ufoville type of flying machine destinations. 

banned for making the moon a fueling station

Jupiter is much better.

Banned for Jupiter is on the way to nowhere.... well no place Earthmen have the technology to get to.... or from.