Banned for orange juice is nasty when mixed with vodka at breakfast.... or when yer cockatoo flies over and ......

Banned for I'm just glad it's not Friday the 13'th on page "you know what".    

banned for superstitious nonsense

Banned for not being able to draw. 

banned for drawing on me

Banned in accordance with Rule 265c: Paragraph 6: Clause 8: sub-section F... thou shalt not underwhelm thine contemporaries when in the commission of posting in a thread intended to make people laugh; chuckle; giggle or titter.

Also banned for dismissing urban legends as just that... strange things DO happen on Friday the 13th.

banned for strange things happen every day

Banned for NOT in my neck of the woods... even the weirdest things to most are quite normal around here... except for the really hairy woman who sings 'Old Man River' in deep baritone through her armpit.

Banned for we all have our gifts.   hehe

    just a thought

banned for logging about

Banned for lumberjacks have bigger logs than carpenters... but then carpenters have a lot more experience screwing.

Banned for they have pink helmets, pink tool belts, tools... so cool. In my next life I want to be a carpenter girl. 

banned for wanting pink stuff

Banned for pink is my second favourite colour.... eh, he... not that I'd wear denim underwear.

Banned for wow, that does sound uncomfortable. Really, why wear anything. Wind up wrapped up in it like a burrito. Phooey   (pajamas)

banned for trying to dress like the wind

Banned for gotta wear something.... a pendelum 'swings' like a pendelum do, and I'm no grandfather clock... and then there's the dreaded zipper.

banned for going with zipper flies instead of button flies

Banned for there's no flies on me.... but you can see where they've been.

Also banned for queue jumping... bet yer wouldn't jump a barbed wire fence so quickly.

banned for not knowing that I am a country boy and jump barbed wire fences regularly

Banned for I have a one inch scar on the inside of my left thigh from doing just that.   Good times.  Not the cut, but just running amok. And acres and acres to do it in. Yee haw    And our dogs in tow. 

Banned for running amok without due care and attention... did it need stitches?

 Banned for no but laughter is good medicine. 

banned for bad medicine

Banned for being kept in stitches with laughter.. no?  good medicine...