Banned for oh yeah, well here's proof..       OK, maybe not.  But I'd watch that movie.   hehe

banned for movies

Banned for disliking celluloid features... you won't do better acting in front of your webcam.

Banned for robots don't have cellulite.   sheesh              

 Right just googled celluloid...    sheesh    

"You won't do better acting in front of your web cam."     ROFL     

banned for not checking first

Banned for right. Hindsight, you know..   wasn't gonna but it started bugging me.    curses

Banned for being bugged by hindsight and curses,,,, oh,  and some witch doctors can write you a script for confusion, forgetfulness and other ailments.  Just don't drink the zombie juice or you'll get unnatural cravings for battered brains for breakfast.

Banned for if it's beer battered to bad for you's...  And more brains can't be bad. justsayin

Banned for battered beer... like who'd assault a beer before they drank it?

Also banned for more brains... now think, where did the aliens stash Spock's brain?

banned because its funny

Banned for letting people tickle your funny bone.... next you'll be allowing folks down at the bowling alley to touch your ball bag.

 Banned for making me not go there... nuh uh  

banned for not going

Banned for bowling alleys are great places to meet people.... and you get to see all kinds of great looking ball bags.  Why some people are so proud they get their names embroidered on them to show them off.

Banned for having been and gone home with bruised balls.... really, you don't need to hit the pins 'that' hard.

banned for pinning that on me

Banned for wanting a medal pinned there instead... but first you need a chest to pin it on.

Banned for not offering him a Real Deal in a treasure chest. Pot of Gold's gone till next year ya know.

Banned for any treasured 'chest' I find I'm keeping fer meself.... and if he wants a 'pot' of 'gold', tell him to go pee in it. 

Also banned for putting the hot in the dog.... and there's nothing fancy about it over here, it's just tomato sauce... wot goes on it.

banned for going on and on and on and on.....

Banned for going off and off and off and off.... can't be much of a love life if you're more off than on.

Banned for under the circumstances, I would just get over it.  

banned for seeing the bright side

Banned for the dark side has still a few twists and turns yet... and who knows what'll come out of the woodwork when the lights are off....

Banned for twist ties and velcro. Why couldn't I think of that? 

Banned for velco is distinctly agitating when used to keep up your underwear.... "So that's where the rash came from: so who on Earth came up with that daft idea?", she mused to herself.