Banned for gotta love a man with a healthy appetite.  

Banned for not feeding me... my appetite is healthier than most, so where's my 10 course dinner and smorgasboard of desserts for after?

Oh, and NO brussel sprouts.

Banned for food for thought will be on your banquet list.  Bring your tight pants.

Banned for the beggars banquet didn't cater for dessert lovers... and the rolling stones gathered no moss [or groupies on this latest tour]

Oh, and banned cos tight pants are like St Pauls Cathedral... no ballroom.

As Mick Jagger discovered when he took Jerry Hall dancing in the shadows.

banned not having the room

Banned for crotchless pants, the new comfortable, breathable, answer to home comfort.   maybe

Banned for fashion statements with cold breeze consequences... tho right now I've got a hot wind blowing up my kyber pass.

Banned for crotchless pants are not for everyone.    All depends on ones needs.  

banned for rolling of the eyes

Banned for not recognizing the French expression for.  "Uh Huh Huh"

banned for my traffic incident

Banned for driving the wrong way down a one way street.... and when the cop told you it was a one way street, you told him: "That's okay, I was only going one way."

Banned for having an incident. Did you tell the cop, it's your way or the highway. You can't be gracious and read all the signs all at the same time. Poor the Ryat. 

Banned for seriously, hope you're doing OK and that no one was hurt.    

banned for worrying too much

It wasn't too bad. The poor guy almost missed rear-ending me trying to swerve to the side but just didn't quite make it. And it happened on the job so I don't have to worry about anything but making sure I am ready on Monday.

Banned for sticking out your rear end out so far to begin with... and how is mooning on the motorway legal anyhow?

I saw a big fat ass sticking out of a car I was passing once.  At first I thought somebody was mooning, but as I drew closer I could see it was my local politician smiling out of the window at everyone... yup, you guessed it... was just before election time.

banned for noticing the politicians in life

Banned for one cannot miss that much ugly in life without keeping one's eyes closed... and then yer miss tha boobies.

banned for not just seeing over the ugly

banned for existing on the face of this earth

banned for even attemtping an existence on this temporal plain

Banned for thinking fugly.

Banned for Fugly went to the beauty parlor to get a makeover and came out fugulous.. fabulously fugly.

Also banned for the friend whose dog was so fugly he shaved its arse and made it walk backwards.

Banned for making me wonder what he'd do with a donkey or related species.

Banned for weird wonderings... and you really don't want to know about his cross-species doings.